Ganondorf (parody)

a video game screen shows ganondorf and link ALT: a video game screen shows ganondorf and link

*he sure is dancing*

a man with a beard and a crown on his head is sitting in a chair ALT: a man with a beard and a crown on his head is sitting in a chair

well today seems kind of... boring...

a video game character is holding a shield with a triforce on it ALT: a video game character is holding a shield with a triforce on it

Greetings fools… how are we feeling today?

Can you keep it down???

None of you will stop me from my conquest… once I take over hyrule, ILL TAKE OVER THE WHOLE WORLD!!! HAHAHAHA

Finally… with that link fellow out of my hair… I can now do what I strive to do… CONQUERING HYRULE!

Man

*reads the kaiju on it* it's a counterfeit Gilgamesh. tell no one tho but i did the same thing you did with links sword so we all good

Wait… you sure this is the real deal Gilgamesh?? There’s writing on this.

How did you get your hands on clouds buster sword Gilgamesh...?

I recognize that sword from anywhere...

being made by science... that doesn't surprise me at all.

Can someone tell this bluehaired kid, I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING RAP BATTLE?!?!

a man with a beard wearing a helmet with spikes ALT: a man with a beard wearing a helmet with spikes

ok so what happened when i wa-

....

HOW THE HELL DO I ALREADY HAVE 100 MINIONS FOLLOWING ME??? WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM?

@pawrodyacc.bsky.social

“… I guess I can gift you a tunic of… link along with his hat from my era so you have more variety.”

@superstarsk8ter.bsky.social

“For you boy… I guess I’ll give you a newer skateboard something that’ll suit your style… heh.”

@v3ganpowerz.bsky.social

“I’m… not sure what I’d give you but I guess a vegan cookbook?”

@songbirdcanary.bsky.social

“while I’m not sure about what to give you… i suppose a bird will be fine-“

//stole it.

… let’s get this over with.

Where the hell are you all coming from…?

//I wake up with like 70+ folk my lord… y’all is crazy, drop them drives for me to make a banner fellas

It did cuz I was in chains the whole time-

I get that feeling Eugene they once turned me into nothing but skin and bones

Bro can someone get this hand off my screen? Dudes not letting me watch Lythero.

…

//*last

Let’s try this again… hmhmhmhm… HAHAHAHA!!! OH ITS GOOD TO BE BACK!

//The Great king of evil Ganondorf has returned at least

//oh hey there