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Jenea

@jenoodle.bsky.social

Simultaneously your gay son and thot daughter. Please talk to me about your pets and Godzilla.

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a round pottery piece with pig eyes and a snout

a round pottery piece with pig eyes and a snout

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

06.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 10755    πŸ” 2685    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 152

I sometimes wish the Democratic Party in Congress consisted of any 260 people in the Minneapolis telephone directory rather than the 260 dignitaries now representing us.

29.01.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6996    πŸ” 1067    πŸ’¬ 259    πŸ“Œ 112
screenshot from the BBC news feed about the oscar nominations:

All 16 nominations Sinners got
published at 14:03
14:03
Sinners has set a new Oscars record with 16 nominations out of the 24 categories, here they are:

Actress in a supporting role
Makeup and hairstyling
Original score
Original screenplay
Actor in a supporting role
Casting
Costume design
Original song
Production design
Film editing
Sound
Visual effects
Cinematography
Actor in a leading role
Directing
Best picture

screenshot from the BBC news feed about the oscar nominations: All 16 nominations Sinners got published at 14:03 14:03 Sinners has set a new Oscars record with 16 nominations out of the 24 categories, here they are: Actress in a supporting role Makeup and hairstyling Original score Original screenplay Actor in a supporting role Casting Costume design Original song Production design Film editing Sound Visual effects Cinematography Actor in a leading role Directing Best picture

🀌🀌 now it better win 'em

22.01.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4212    πŸ” 456    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 67
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Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"

15.01.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 44158    πŸ” 16178    πŸ’¬ 1632    πŸ“Œ 868

we need a word for people who invent elaborate social situations in their head to justify buying new clothes but don't actually like socializing

15.01.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3947    πŸ” 177    πŸ’¬ 261    πŸ“Œ 57
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Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.

10.01.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 10699    πŸ” 3885    πŸ’¬ 169    πŸ“Œ 166

β€œpolitics is just one big ass blast”

10.11.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A tweet from classywarfare

"The War on Christmas cannot end until Christmas stops it's illegal occupation of November"

A tweet from classywarfare "The War on Christmas cannot end until Christmas stops it's illegal occupation of November"

This

04.11.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 271    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7
Cultural Regions of the US

Cultural Regions of the US

This is the most accurate depiction of the Midwest to date. Wichita has always felt like the last Midwest city while also being the first plains city.

07.10.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1766    πŸ” 347    πŸ’¬ 163    πŸ“Œ 447

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

17.09.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 17532    πŸ” 3343    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 93

You are damaged and broken and unhinged. But so are shooting stars and comets.
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Nikita Gill

17.09.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

12.09.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 19231    πŸ” 5010    πŸ’¬ 270    πŸ“Œ 157

It is pretty amazing to see people go from β€œthe left is the enemy of democracy and must be purged” to β€œwho can really know why good kids do bad things?”

12.09.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 12480    πŸ” 2701    πŸ’¬ 177    πŸ“Œ 94

Ever since I was a little girl I wanted to retire

31.08.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Someone on Twitter posted a color chart for how to combine different shirts and pants.

Someone on Twitter posted a color chart for how to combine different shirts and pants.

You should never follow any of these color charts. They are all stupid.

I'll show you why. 🧡

25.07.2025 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5553    πŸ” 725    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 96

Ever been to a new citizens swearing in?

I have. When my Papi gained citizenship.

You'll never meet a happier, more grateful group. And patriotic, ready to contribute back to their new homeland, to the society that gave them a chance and welcomed them home.

11.06.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier

07.05.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 16854    πŸ” 2769    πŸ’¬ 162    πŸ“Œ 105

Treated my 5-year-old to lunch at the local crepery today. It's run by Ethiopians, but they make really delicious, French-style crepes. I got avocado, tomato, and cheese. This is the beautiful America they are trying to destroy.

22.04.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9444    πŸ” 981    πŸ’¬ 158    πŸ“Œ 31

While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.

21.04.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 19791    πŸ” 4132    πŸ’¬ 348    πŸ“Œ 282
Screengrab from a 2021 Slate article headlined An Interview with the Guy Who Yells Mortal Kombat in the the Theme for Mortal Kombat. The subheading is Nearly three decades later he's still got it. The byline is Matthew Dessem.

The featured text is the form of a Q and A. 

I see. Will you do it over the phone?

Would I do it over the phone? Absolutely.

Let's hear it.

Mortal Kombat!

Screengrab from a 2021 Slate article headlined An Interview with the Guy Who Yells Mortal Kombat in the the Theme for Mortal Kombat. The subheading is Nearly three decades later he's still got it. The byline is Matthew Dessem. The featured text is the form of a Q and A. I see. Will you do it over the phone? Would I do it over the phone? Absolutely. Let's hear it. Mortal Kombat!

Bring back proper games journalism.

10.04.2025 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 18847    πŸ” 3878    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 65

turns out the United States was an incredible moneymaking engine that ran on wokeness

04.04.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 14083    πŸ” 2251    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 138

This is your gentle reminder that Black people are only 14.4 percent of this country's population.

Black people cannot save you.

02.04.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1817    πŸ” 330    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 35

cory booker gave his democratic colleagues a lesson in making your own news cycle. 25 hours ago, ain’t nobody care about who gave the longest senate floor speech. you were not planning yesterday to dunk on strom thurmond today. yet here we are, simply because the man got up and did it

02.04.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1662    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5

Cory Booker did not come to play, dream or drift.

01.04.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie Poster Illustration

The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie Poster Illustration

Julie Bell's self portrait on the poster compared to a picture of Bell

Julie Bell's self portrait on the poster compared to a picture of Bell

The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie poster was painted by the fantasy painting power couple Julie Bell and Boris Vallejo

www.borisjulie.com

The woman clinging to Carl's leg in the poster is even a self portrait of Bell

23.02.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 290    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

I’ve recently read that people would prefer to live in the Star Wars universe instead of the Star Trek universe and that just has me shaking my head. I’ll take life in the Federation any day over The Empire. Now excuse me while I fill my belly with this free replicated food that won’t run out soon.

22.02.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 493    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 10
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Hippo Table
Designed by Derek Pearce

05.01.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 251    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3