Jenea

“politics is just one big ass blast”

A tweet from classywarfare "The War on Christmas cannot end until Christmas stops it's illegal occupation of November"

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Cultural Regions of the US

This is the most accurate depiction of the Midwest to date. Wichita has always felt like the last Midwest city while also being the first plains city.

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

You are damaged and broken and unhinged. But so are shooting stars and comets.
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Nikita Gill

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

It is pretty amazing to see people go from “the left is the enemy of democracy and must be purged” to “who can really know why good kids do bad things?”

Ever since I was a little girl I wanted to retire

Someone on Twitter posted a color chart for how to combine different shirts and pants.

You should never follow any of these color charts. They are all stupid.

I'll show you why. 🧵

Ever been to a new citizens swearing in?

I have. When my Papi gained citizenship.

You'll never meet a happier, more grateful group. And patriotic, ready to contribute back to their new homeland, to the society that gave them a chance and welcomed them home.

For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier

Treated my 5-year-old to lunch at the local crepery today. It's run by Ethiopians, but they make really delicious, French-style crepes. I got avocado, tomato, and cheese. This is the beautiful America they are trying to destroy.

While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.

Screengrab from a 2021 Slate article headlined An Interview with the Guy Who Yells Mortal Kombat in the the Theme for Mortal Kombat. The subheading is Nearly three decades later he's still got it. The byline is Matthew Dessem. The featured text is the form of a Q and A. I see. Will you do it over the phone? Would I do it over the phone? Absolutely. Let's hear it. Mortal Kombat!

Bring back proper games journalism.

turns out the United States was an incredible moneymaking engine that ran on wokeness

This is your gentle reminder that Black people are only 14.4 percent of this country's population.

Black people cannot save you.

cory booker gave his democratic colleagues a lesson in making your own news cycle. 25 hours ago, ain’t nobody care about who gave the longest senate floor speech. you were not planning yesterday to dunk on strom thurmond today. yet here we are, simply because the man got up and did it

Cory Booker did not come to play, dream or drift.

The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie Poster Illustration

Julie Bell's self portrait on the poster compared to a picture of Bell

The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie poster was painted by the fantasy painting power couple Julie Bell and Boris Vallejo

www.borisjulie.com

The woman clinging to Carl's leg in the poster is even a self portrait of Bell

I’ve recently read that people would prefer to live in the Star Wars universe instead of the Star Trek universe and that just has me shaking my head. I’ll take life in the Federation any day over The Empire. Now excuse me while I fill my belly with this free replicated food that won’t run out soon.

Hippo Table
Designed by Derek Pearce

one major improvement i've seen in the world over the course of my lifetime is the emergence of lightly-salted sweets. i just swung by a bakery to pick up a chocolate chip cookie and it had the slightest flaking of kosher salt on it. that shit went crazy. i think we're doing great in that department

Words To Live By Number 151

(Forgive me it’s from Instagram but it’s superb)

For a movie released in 1926, The Johnstown Flood has some pretty impressive visual effects

just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking

Multiple takeout containers with creamed corn, baked beans, deviled eggs, macaroni and cheese, cornbread, collard greens, candied yams, stuffing, turkey, and apple cheesecake pie.

I was mostly alone for Thanksgiving, so I decided to buy a $25 plate from my friend. This was ONE PLATE.