Darren Richardson (He/Him)

Get in touch if you've got work for me!

Can 2026 stop being a terrible year for two seconds?

We're rooting for you Bruce. Sending our best wishes and love to you.

Aw man, that sucks.

#FuckCancer.

That is cute 😁

Considering we keep calling it the Red Planet, Mars seems to be surprisingly yellow....

there are no wolves on fenris

Hey, this is fun 😁

Indeed, the 80's film adaptation books with the colour plates were such a delight to read as a kid, I remember reading the Alien one well before I was old enough to see the film on video 😱😂

Might have been one of the equipment cards each side had.

Well, rewarding until Squoof does a smelly poop and screams loudly for their litter to be changed at 3am if their anything like the cats we've had over the years 😂

Truth is, with a decent strong pair of pliers in theory that bent bit could be bent outwards instead.

Had I been twenty years younger and less owchy.

Well, in theory I could transfer all the wheels, gears, brakes, seat, etc onto a good quality 2nd hand frame......

Today found these in my towns charity shops

This Bumblebee #Transformer even has lights and sounds!

And you can't go wrong with a Sir Terry Pratchett #Discworld novel.

And yes, that Roger Rabbit novel even has Film Image pages in the centre, who misses those? I do!

Took a while and a threat to go to my payment provider to do a claimback to get my money back.

I now get to keep the defective bike as well....

That is one happy relaxed pup 👍

You always know when a rescue pet feels at home, as this is what they do every time 😂

These fine lads are on made to order and you should commission me to do em for you

I read the first two in the early 90's after discovering the show on the boarding school's tv late one night, been a fan on and off ever since.

It could apply to both, but it'll certainly apply to my waistline 🤣

Omph that sucks.

Local Corner shops for the win, but only if their actually local 🫠

a drawing of a crow person with white feathers wearing a pink dress and hat and surrounded by cakes and a teacup and teapot

a drawing of a person wearing scruffy armour and holding a blade on a stick.

a drawing of a mouse knight next to a snail with a saddle.

I have some more £10 character drawings available now!
Additionally if you would like something more complicated or different please ask me about it.
Thank you to everyone who has commissioned me so far I have really enjoyed drawing them and I appreciate it very much!

Look, it's not my fault that pack of cheddar crusted pork pies on reduced to clear comes in packs of 6 ok! 😂

She must have been a fan of the Beatles.....

Still not finding any work currently, my partner is still trying to find a job, and we are struggling a lot financially. Anything helps. Thanks 💜

I mean, they may have done it once upon a time, in a single rural Suffolk village of less then 100 souls, but everywhere? Nah!

I know how you feel.

I've spent two and a half hours running around town from one end to the other just to get in all the stuff we need urgently today.

It's annoying that one shop doesn't stock everything we need in this silly town, noooooo, they have to make you travel on foot a lot....

yoda from star wars says `` one can never have too many options '' while smoking a cigarette . Alt: yoda from star wars says `` one can never have too many options '' while smoking a cigarette .

wise words from Yoda.

Overall, I like cover 3, with cover 2 as a spare option.

4 just looks too busy.

Curl up in a ball whimpering in the corner of a darkened room is also an option, just saying....

Gods it's been decades, DECADES! since I read the first two books.

I really must keep an eye out for them in the charity shops....