girl chunks in brine

um.. as your replyguy: it’s because it mostly gets metabolized into something that isn’t very progestogenic but which does have benzodiazepine-like effects (allopregnanolone)

less likely if taken orally, since your levels are likely low (why oral is usually not recommended) since the P2 is metabolized much faster into things w/ less progestogenic activity, which is required to increase insulin resistance (for PCOS) and which don’t participate in the hyperplasia pathways.

probably not, unless you have late onset congenital adrenal hyperplasia or a PCOS-like thing causing insulin resistance and hyperinsulemia. early adrenarche or balding <35 or close relatives with those, or metabolic syndrome or relatives w/ PCOS r clues, respectively. they list tests in the article.

it usually has at least a bit of a different species of coffee in it (C. canephora var. robusta) in addition to the usual one (C. arabica). the taste is distinct. they do it to be cheap since robusta yields more, but it’s traditional in Vietnamese coffee too. also, spray drying oxidizes the instant.

i cannot do this

Still waiting for the part of my bike mechanic training when they show me how to reinstall my foreskin

am i making any sense here

being a bidet installer is just as good as being an electrologist since i would still be predominantly serving my community

my cap’n crunch bra is rarely a snack since i don’t eat dry cereal

yeah it’s a fruit leather bra. i just tear off a little bit if i’m feeling peckish.

A screenshot of Vera Drew as the eponymous character in “The People’s Joker.”

i’d like the 12oz strawberry-bananna smoothie but uh.. heh.. make it a little chunky

when i look at the hugging emoji i imagine their legs too and theyre humping each other
🫂

btw i just wanted to let you know that i saw this and i’m not leaving a like

just found out that david foster wallace was not a tboy :-(

(stunna boy voice) i got jalapeño on my dick i’m burning my dick right now

you have a way with words

girl nipples

i wonder if calvin from the park tool videos has boy nipples

sighing and tearing off another “complimentary footjob” coupon from the perforated footjob coupon booklet to mail to the irate white woman who has been holding up the phone at the for-profit diy hrt service desk because we shipped her dog bone shaped prog suppositories instead of the cat paw ones

if this was just after the catgirl-lex-walton-goop-bucket part then that was probably me. it was more of a very close call than a full ralph though. i’ve never gotten sick from recorded media before. anyway i really enjoyed the movie

bald and/or gay men are my real-life lolcows

i don’t turn into a dog to cum, i turn into a dog so that i can pass off the liability to my ‘owner’ when i purposefully knock over an annoying, short bisexual man

i love the seattle marinara baseball team. of course the man who hits the ball good has a saucy ass. i want to ride a trollybus to the stadium and walk through light misty rain without a coat. i don’t care if we lose

if i had my boob jiggle waveform i’d feed it into a vocoder and play those girls like daft punk or something

hold still, we’re making a bode plot of your boobs

grok, do a fourier analysis of that boob jiggle

i call it laying pipe because i will let women who are plumbers fuck me. maybe in their work vans next to the pex fittings and basin wrenches

if one of your roommates has trouble doing the dishes, maybe try telling her that the kitchen sink is like a bidet for her plates and bowls