Dael Kingsmill

Yeah, idk chat, this centre really doesn't look like it's holding up too good... Can we get a mod to check if some revelation might be at hand?

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

Ooft

There's a famous Australian movie wherein the line is spake: "Dale dug a hole", so I can at least empathise with your pain a scooch

Eh, stranger was a little sugar stingy for my taste, but that's more of a texture thing

Hahaha, I was literally about to say "would I eat WEETBIX without sugar?? C'mon"

Picture of Tony the Tiger on a blue background holding a spoon of seemingly magical frosties (they have a mysterious blue aura, this is why I assume they're magic)

Also, what does Tiger Anthony have to do with anything? How did this man get the job?

Yes, Cas, because they're flakes of corn

I'm eating frosty flakes for the first time and, wow, this is really just "what if a stranger controlled the amount of sugar you sprinkle on your cornflakes", huh

😭😭

Oh my GOD, that's exactly it

Plus, it makes me think the acronym would be pronounced like a baby saying "Henry", and that's just silly

So anyway, moral of the story, look after your viridian Pikachu #RIPJuice

One time I played a Nuzlocke on stream where I got Pikachu first encounter in Viridian (we named it Juice) and he was my pride and joy but the very last thing we did on stream that day was the rival fight at Nugget Bridge and his raticate DESTROYED Juice with hyper fang and I've never forgive myself

Bout to start taking those YouTube VPN sponsors much more seriously

Happy birthday!

Oh thank GOD

A screenshot cropped to just the direct message image on the Bluesky app. It has a blue notification bubble indicating 3 unread messages.

Gang. Team. Please. I can't see your messages on Bluesky and I can't make the notifications go away. They just keep ticking up each time. Please. Don't do this to me. Please.

Ah, but you see, skin isn't bones

Only 6 hours? Quick game

So THAT'S what cod liver oil is for

Aww, I wish *my* bones were blue

Hahaha, sometimes it still feels like that's the pace - these characters do not understand the concept of a slowburn

Catch me save scumming the first kiss opportunity with Shadowheart because my character has high insight but I just think it's way funnier to miss it

I'll look it up!

A screenshot from part of a wikipedia article about Bored Apes NFTs. A highlighted section reads "Two Bored Ape NFTs purchased by Justin Bieber in 2021 for the equivalent of $1.3 million and by Eminem in 2022 for the equivalent of $460,000 had their highest bids in early 2026 of around $2,800"

I'm laughing so hard it cannot adequately be typed

remember when everyone lost their minds and bought ludicrously expensive chimp picrews that they couldn't even choose how they looked and defended the cost like "you just don't get it, this'll appreciate, it's an investment" and made their chimp their profile pic

where'd all those profile pics go

I mean, hey, they say people speak at about 100 words a minute, so with a script this long I fear we may be getting closer to that than is ideal

Me, 8 Days 25k words and 40 hours of work ago: Yeah, I think I'm gonna lock in and finally finish this video script tomorrow