Dael Kingsmill

omg YESSSS, also not to be a traitor to the OGs but the chewy caramel are literally the best ones

The moral of the story is to make videos more often so the muscles needed to adequately do your job don't atrophy in the mean time, by GOD wish me luck in reapplying the makeup that's melted off

The camera doesn't want to focus. I forgot that microphones need to be charged. I had to rearrange the furniture for the shot I want so there's nowhere to sit comfortably while I await said charging. My hair frizzes more by the minute.

Like a FOOL I did my makeup first and set up the camera second. It is 30c. My teleprompter hood is cobled together from cardboard, duct tape, and several days of me picking apart black fabric bags and sewing them back together, poorly.

Yeah, idk chat, this centre really doesn't look like it's holding up too good... Can we get a mod to check if some revelation might be at hand?

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

Ooft

There's a famous Australian movie wherein the line is spake: "Dale dug a hole", so I can at least empathise with your pain a scooch

Eh, stranger was a little sugar stingy for my taste, but that's more of a texture thing

Hahaha, I was literally about to say "would I eat WEETBIX without sugar?? C'mon"

Picture of Tony the Tiger on a blue background holding a spoon of seemingly magical frosties (they have a mysterious blue aura, this is why I assume they're magic)

Also, what does Tiger Anthony have to do with anything? How did this man get the job?

Yes, Cas, because they're flakes of corn

I'm eating frosty flakes for the first time and, wow, this is really just "what if a stranger controlled the amount of sugar you sprinkle on your cornflakes", huh

😭😭

Oh my GOD, that's exactly it

Plus, it makes me think the acronym would be pronounced like a baby saying "Henry", and that's just silly

So anyway, moral of the story, look after your viridian Pikachu #RIPJuice

One time I played a Nuzlocke on stream where I got Pikachu first encounter in Viridian (we named it Juice) and he was my pride and joy but the very last thing we did on stream that day was the rival fight at Nugget Bridge and his raticate DESTROYED Juice with hyper fang and I've never forgive myself

Bout to start taking those YouTube VPN sponsors much more seriously

Happy birthday!

Oh thank GOD

A screenshot cropped to just the direct message image on the Bluesky app. It has a blue notification bubble indicating 3 unread messages.

Gang. Team. Please. I can't see your messages on Bluesky and I can't make the notifications go away. They just keep ticking up each time. Please. Don't do this to me. Please.

Ah, but you see, skin isn't bones

Only 6 hours? Quick game

So THAT'S what cod liver oil is for

Aww, I wish *my* bones were blue

Hahaha, sometimes it still feels like that's the pace - these characters do not understand the concept of a slowburn

Catch me save scumming the first kiss opportunity with Shadowheart because my character has high insight but I just think it's way funnier to miss it

I'll look it up!