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every day i miss tw*tter

treating vaginismus with poppers

also she is the live-in gf of one of the most senior devs at my company hitting on some software support bug boy. i think you’re concussed

every time i see this straight girl she says some faggy shit. has only ever given me compliments like VERBATIM “you have such nice eyelashes” and “your lips look so good with that chapstick” (seriously wtf HELLO)

girl im going to send you to conversion therapy in T minus 2 if you don’t quit it

UHG just realized my role in society is random tech bro your cool friend dates for reasons you cannot fathom but they swear he is not like the other random tech bros. and im not bc i get paid 1/3 the amount they do

thinking about how my old iphone 7 worked perfect until i literally (& accidentally) smashed it in 2021 and my untouched princess iphone 13 is starting to act possessed for no fucking reason. i didn’t even want this fuckin thing god damnit

i think my t levels are too high i almost slid up on someone’s story. carceral punishment for me please!

do we think lindsay lohan is a trans ally or no

ftm detransition is twink death

also all these landlords/property managers keep calling without immediately providing the address for the place. you are not special, you are the 10th place i’ve messaged today, melissa

it should be illegal for m*nt pr*perties to not disclose that they’re the management company on listings. fuck you

spoiler alert: it came from my period starting <3

feeling a little extra grateful to have my other perfect (and violent) girl with me

i hope the perfect girl is having a good day today

idk where it came from but i had a whole dream about getting to see baby and now my whole day is fucked up
so here are some pictures of her keeping me company when i was moving out + the last pic i got while saying goodbye so you all can suffer with me

shoutout to my boss for not questioning me sleeping in 20 mins on fridays. love you

follow up question: why do all of the not-gentrification apartments have the little closed in kitchens the size of a dog kennel and a sink that’s two inches deep????

why are the gentrification apartments the most affordable options

if u hate bugs get away from me actually

today i learned that black vultures have sweet baby faces

just saw a very convincing rental posting with a green kitchen and pink bathroom………………….. that ended up being fake. i’m staying in my current lease fuck this shit

trapped in the paradox of loving and missing my friends and feeling evil for not texting them but feeling equally evil for texting them after a long period of silence

ms. poopy butt

i just wiped azalea’s butt for the first time and she made the saddest sound she’s ever made

no one speak to me for the next 15 business days - i said a joke in a meeting and no one laughed

i’m here to play data analysis girlsgogames wtf is groupby

me as soon as python isn’t about colors and fonts and simple bar chart

fuck target 4L i’ve gone back to getting my groceries at the dollar store
feeling high bc i just got 4 bags of food for $30

all of my devices have been betraying me in weird ways and i’m joever it

i got loop earplugs so i’ve officially pushed back needing therapy for another 3-5 months