Jon Crossland

Into Leeds I go tonight to see Cast at the O2. Best sort of gigs when the tickets are free.

If they did that surely he'd be refused entry to the country to play golf.

I'm sure it should be easy to prove that panorama has never been shown in the states where it matters and also it didn't stop him winning. But they'll end up paying something. It's how he works

Makes you not want to pay your TV licence even more

Stuff FFS

Got mine yesterday. Could we have a competition for what to use the round tube it all came in. I'm thinking cables and atuff

Sneak preview of what Karen Carney will be wearing on strictly this week

Please share. Last seen in Twycross area, in Nw Leics/ South Derbyshire area. Didn't turn up for football training and car abandoned. A friend's son :(.
#lufc #wba

Good for the diet the wife says. Off to the quiz I expect she will be having a couple

I'm assuming they think I'm a 20 something girl that needs a comfort blanket.

I expect that they will keep tea hotter than on mercury

Happy members day #lufc Not.

Dispatcher on The Ambulance formerly a member of the Muppets band.

But it's what all the keyboard managers wanted on here without really seeing him play. You reap what you sow.

“I, then state your name…”

The leader of the free world, ladies and gentlemen

Glad I don't subscribe to the Square ball. Impossible to polish that. Next episode from the Aldi car park #lufc

Not much choice out there for me. Southgate?? #lufc they've got to get a tune out of these players who ever it is. Big Sam? Dyche? Oops too late

Win your 50 50s #lufc

Witter fan club a part of the forest physios

I can see us ending up with Thomas Green Goblin Frank at this rate #lufc

Sky obviously not bothered about the use of the N word. Other than that oh and Dan akroyd blacked up, it's a great film. Jamie Lee Curtis wow.

Can't wait to get home and see Tom Allen in my street with a cheque for my postcode lottery win. A massive £15....

Everyone going crazy for The Souvenir Ticket Generator might want to tune in to Chris Hawkins on 6 Music tomorrow morning 😉

Well I suppose that's one way of reducing the prison overcrowding.

Tom will be the next Dick Turpin if he wins Bake off. Jasmine has been the best all along

We’ve been working on our Souvenir Ticket Generator for a few weeks

A brilliant team
are putting together the final touches. It’ll be yours on Friday - totally free to use. Stand by for updates

So the suspect in the Huntingdon train knife attack is UK-born Anthony Williams, & the LNER employee who was critically injured while protecting travellers (& will hopefully recover) is Samir Zitouni.

Good luck to Reform politicians & fans as they try their hardest to make this about migration.

How come no one's calling for the other centre half we signed that isn't even getting in the squad, to play now? #lufc

3 teams below us didn't gain much on us either. Move on.

Wolves and Burnley losing we will be fine #lufc ☹️