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@jongraz.bsky.social

the prettiest, ya know. best damn tapper. the most smartest vivienne@thedogagency.com linktr.ee/jongraz

1,360 Followers  |  18 Following  |  23 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  2.0902

Latest posts by jongraz.bsky.social on Bluesky

is buying a home still a good idea

24.11.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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THEE Natalie walker???

21.08.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

27.06.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 41087    πŸ” 8711    πŸ’¬ 445    πŸ“Œ 209
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NEWSOM: "It's a vulgar display. It's the kind of thing you see with Kim Jong Un, Putin, dictators that are weak… How weak do you have to be to commandeer the military for your birthday?β€œ

13.06.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 44708    πŸ” 11062    πŸ’¬ 1096    πŸ“Œ 621

I hope everyone knows that it's very easy for any social content platform, including Bluesky, to be a misery machine and that if you aren't intentional about it, they will absolutely decrease the positive impact you have on the world while making you less happy.

02.05.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 19559    πŸ” 2126    πŸ’¬ 582    πŸ“Œ 159

HA

22.04.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Autism is not a disease and these kids are not damaged, despite what HHS Secretary Kennedy says.

16.04.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 19885    πŸ” 4643    πŸ’¬ 1487    πŸ“Œ 486

wait WAT

26.03.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s so good!!

23.03.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The strongest act of resistance the Democrats could do at the State of the Union would be to sit through the whole speech but sometimes frown and shake their heads πŸ’ͺ

05.03.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2607    πŸ” 166    πŸ’¬ 128    πŸ“Œ 9

RIP men

19.02.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how do I unfollow everyone who only posts about how much they dislike their bodies and sleeping habits I need to see less of this on my feed??

16.02.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Says Musk Has Found Huge Fraud in Oval Office β€œHe said it’s unbelievable what a waste this gigantic fraud is,” Trump said.

Brilliant. @borowitzreport.bsky.social

12.02.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2520    πŸ” 306    πŸ’¬ 355    πŸ“Œ 35

ADL is a deeply compromised organization

20.01.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2247    πŸ” 251    πŸ’¬ 193    πŸ“Œ 15

but what if at 9:39pm EST I crawled into bed, put on howls moving castle volume setting 2 brightness setting LOW and went to sleep immediately

18.01.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

If I was a teen who lost access to tiktok I would simply learn to appreciate the professionalism and higher production values of linear broadcast television

15.01.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10706    πŸ” 878    πŸ’¬ 319    πŸ“Œ 61

THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE

15.01.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Carrie Underwood's inauguration song had better be a medley with "Before He Cheats"

13.01.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3487    πŸ” 243    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 21

BREAKING: Texas Governor Greg Abbott has ordered all Texas flags to be flown at full-staff on inauguration day, despite the requirement that they be flown at half-staff for 30 days due to President Carter's death. Shameful.

13.01.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5156    πŸ” 1044    πŸ’¬ 953    πŸ“Œ 268

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Out: parasocial relationship with TikTokers

In: parasocial relationships with water-dropping helicopters

11.01.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3253    πŸ” 247    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 15

People keep tagging me in such nice tik toks about how much bones or no bones meant and it’s so sweet but it also feels a bit like I’m at my own funeral which is wild bc I’m not dying but also?

12.01.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Inside the bro-ification of Mark Zuckerberg Mark Zuckerberg has remade his image from a dorky, democracy-destroying CEO into a cool, athletic AI visionary in the eyes of Silicon Valley tech founders.

We must never forget that WaPo also fell for it.

This piece now stands as one of the most embarrassing puffy profiles since like the time Vogue glossed over Assad's wife. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

11.01.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 5

There is a non zero chance that the stylist Mark Zuckerberg paid for his midlife crisis makeover played the world's funniest prank ever and he completely fell for it.

11.01.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6977    πŸ” 524    πŸ’¬ 239    πŸ“Œ 36
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Mark Zuckerberg Defends Decision To Fly Confederate Flag At Facebook Headquarters MENLO PARK, CAβ€”Claiming that the banner embodied the spirit of the company’s values, Mark Zuckerberg defended his controversial decision Friday to fly a Confederate flag at the Facebook headquarters. ...
11.01.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 57987    πŸ” 11350    πŸ’¬ 2233    πŸ“Œ 1101

The 13th Amendment allows for modern day SLAVE LABOR. They risking their lives for pennies.

10.01.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8779    πŸ” 2095    πŸ’¬ 439    πŸ“Œ 100

I don't really use TikTok that much, but I find it fascinating that our government is on the verge of banning an app for national security reasons that are still unclear in the same week that Meta, the largest social media company, says it's now fine to hate LGBTQ people and call us mentally ill.

10.01.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 39318    πŸ” 6632    πŸ’¬ 1450    πŸ“Œ 286

Anita Bryant isn't going to see your hurtful posts and jokes about her death but your friends who enjoy them will so that's what they call a win-win situation

10.01.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7056    πŸ” 819    πŸ’¬ 120    πŸ“Œ 24
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TikTok says it plans to shut down site unless Supreme Court strikes down law forcing it to sell Court to hear arguments Friday on law forcing TikTok sale by Chinese parent company that takes effect in Jan. 19.

TikTok says it plans to shut down site unless Supreme Court strikes down law forcing it to sell

09.01.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1163    πŸ” 284    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 215
the Meta logo except it says "Maga" and the infinity brandmark is red

the Meta logo except it says "Maga" and the infinity brandmark is red

oh shit new logo just dropped

08.01.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3739    πŸ” 868    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 34

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