I love our Bolt for the same reason, it's so teensy and fits everywhere

I'm tired, boss😭

"engaged in activities in support of Hamas" getting more and more meaningless every moment

“ I think fundamentally the reason why I got into science was because … When I arrived here, I didn't speak a word of English. But when I took that first chemistry class, I really didn't need to know English. I understood the language of molecules.” —Dr. Mireille Kamariza

In today’s episode, chemical biologist Dr. Mireille Kamariza joins us to talk about her work developing faster, simpler tools to detect and treat tuberculosis.

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Stephanie Nolen reporting that 1,200,000 children will die because of this decision. Unconscionable.

Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.

I’ve worn them before, as a theater student, and I never found them that uncomfortable.

There are three kinds of joy in this world:
1. When your hope is rewarded.
2. When the hope of people you love is rewarded.
3. When Manchester City suffer.

“Saving democracy” is not the same thing as saving people.

I would go feral for a graphic novel adaptation of The Conquest that goes wild with the fantastical scale of the story - I want an unrealistically enormous Balerion

Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl GLENS FALLS, NY—Breaking its own record after scoring a touchdown to rack up its 600th point within the first quarter, the Boston Dynamics dog appeared unstoppable at the Puppy Bowl, sources confirmed Sunday. “It looks like Nacho is headed into the end zone, and—oh no, another brutal tackle from Spot, the robotic dog!” said game commentator Steve Levy, who clutched his head and winced as the gadget began emitting a high-pitched noise that caused the few still-standing puppies to crumple unconscious to the ground. “Oof, that’s gotta hurt! This is one dog that sure likes to play rough. It’ll be interesting to see what he does with the arm he’s protracting. Good God, Spot, no. That’s the referee! Run, everybody. Run for your lives!” At press time, the robotic dog was reportedly showboating with a victory dance on a pile of its opponents’ corpses.

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
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the skin hats will haunt me forever

I want to get off this ride but they seem to have blocked the exit

My instinct is to make the case that USAID is extremely good, actually. But I feel like it’s more important to say, “What is happening is antagonistic to the foundational document of the nation.”

no funding if it seems like the research MIGHT involve a woman or a nonwhite person

We worked for months with USAID to build an $85,000,000 project to end TB in two regions of the Philippines.

The project is funded by private money, the Philippine government, and matching USAID funds.

It could provide a blueprint for eliminating TB worldwide--except it's...not happening.

If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.

Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.

But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.

They aren’t firing for a reason.

Trump just undid the only good thing GWB did in his entire 8 years.

Having positive things happening in my personal life feels like cheating sometimes when I look at how awful the world around me is going. How can I be excited to move into my own house when fascism is taking over and the climate crisis keeps escalating?

I haven't read Matilda but I doubt it could beat the movie for me- too many watches bonding with your Matilda as a child. I still want that red hair ribbon!

I think they turn it up at night when you're most likely to hit the coffee table on the way down in the dark

just realized I won't see your review of it on tiktok 🥲

I’m sadder than I thought I would be ☹️

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I don't care what time it is on the east coast, it's still the 18th for me you fucking assholes #Tiktok

it's not even 10:00 for me yet 😑

I think it's the way we demonize uneducated people. So many jokes about dumb illiterate people who vote conservative and then get laughed at when they suffer. If they see educated people as elitist assholes with a superiority complex, that doesn't make them want to learn, it makes them hate it.

Decriminalize survival Image shows a drawing of 3 tents indicating that one should not make laws against basic survival

#homeless #unhoused #harmreduction