the red menace

TSA did around 5 randoms while I was in line for the body scanner. She checked my boobs and that's it. "Ah, is this an underwire? Anything in there?" Pre ✅ too. *pearl clutch*

One lady even asked what kind of medical problem it was! I am just trying to get my shopping done. When my friend dislocated her elbow, she was in a hard cast. People came up to her in restaurants and everywhere else to ask how she got hurt. Maybe her partner did a violence, stfu!

Right?! Lady, this is a grocery store. Do you think I'm stealing something or what?

I forgot how stupid and rude people act when I have a prominent tremor. Don't observe that I'm "nervous" while checking out with the key code thing at a store. One of these days I'm using the Parkinson's excuse. People just *assume* my dad has Parkinson's. We're a shaky paternal line.

As I eventually started to destroy the CVS pharmacy kiosk, one of the techs hanging around decided to help me. So magnanimous.

Hi! I am experiencing neuro problems again. My typing is awful and I'm pretty dizzy. Not doing stairs. 😵‍💫

It's one thing to suspect players are awful, and another thing to see it. Ol' Glory Be To God (or whatever he says) to Mr. Slavin.

so...it's a no on Slavin.

It's very difficult to be a fan and might be impossible now. Going in, I wasn't cheering for the USA. I figured they'd do something dumb, but not THAT dumb. I've been obsessed with whether Slavin was a good guy or just hiding behind Jesus. I guess it's the second one.

For the love of christ, is there a voter guide laying around for the races I know nothing about?

I feel bad for all the Heated Rivalry watchers who are just now finding out about men's h@ckey players. I'm pretty sure Slavin is a good guy, but he is registered R. It's exhausting to go through a whole team with a spy glass. "I like you, I don't like you, I really don't like you, you're cool..."

berating mansplaining straight dudes into deleting their replies is good, actually

Oh wow thank you so much! I'm such a silly airhead. I had no idea they are mostly trash across the board, Mister Man.

Heads up! USA Men's hockey is rife with MAGAts. Don't feel bad about sleeping in. I doubt I will be watching.

I keep correcting people but they still say "San Fran."

It seems sensible to AirTag myself and my phone when I go to San Francisco. If you know me at all, you get it. 😆

I was with my mom at a restaurant somewhere. She's a diabetic. It happens rarely, but her blood sugar dropped and she asked for a Dr. Pepper. Her eyes lit up. She hadn't had a real soda in 25 years.

all the b'ys have a point in the Olympics 🙌🏻

I have no idea why people are sad about that little twerp who skates to his own voice and gave himself a stupid nickname. Peak ugly American behavior. Me and a friend were cackling. He was very gracious afterwards, I'll give him that.

tbf, most of our violent criminals are currently working for ICE.

watching the after footage of the tree people leaving the tunnel like they were being sneaky was amazing

Pedro Pascal lurking in the crowd outside the casita during Bad Bunny's halftime show

I found some pics on Bluesky. It will be amazing to rewatch!

I did not and I can tell you he was the #1 person I was looking for!

As always, I was the first or one of the first to comment. It killed my phone overnight.

It's good until 2028. I'm glad to hear my racist neighbor can vote with her expired license. 🙄

I have a regular DL? Having to suddenly vote absentee in 2024 (surprise illness) scared the pants off me. I wasn't going to the hospital until my ballot made it. 😅

Six months was January! The USPS lost it in all the weather, but it came last week. I don't have a Real ID, and I have no plans to get one soon.

A passport or a birth certificate to prove citizenship? GTFO. I don't know what % of people have a passport, but I didn't get mine until I was in my mid thirties. Renewal was $130. My mom has my birth certificate. I don't know many people in possession of theirs. Students? Completely screwed.

I was raging hard! She's always been a selfish person. Way to last 13 seconds and inconvenience everyone with an airlift.

Less Lindsey Vonn, more Breezy Johnson.