Kaepora Gaebora

"After all, a fake is a fake...and no matter how much you dress it up, the real thing always wins!"
―Midna (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)

Hoo Hoot! After hearing the struggles of his people, his actions may seem almost sympathetic. What might have happened had his plan succeeded? His methods were brutal and would lead to countless deaths. Would regaining the land lost in the floods be worth losing your freedom to a powerful tyrant?

"This place needs a name. Yeah... A name fitting for this rugged, adventurous wilderness. From now on, we'll call it... Grooseland!"
―Groose (The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword)

"Some call our realm a world of shadows, but that makes it sound unpleasant... The twilight there holds a serene beauty... You have seen it yourself as the sun sets on this world. Bathed in that light, all people were pure and gentle..."
―Midna (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)

"Uhhhh... Whoa... You're kind of imploding my mind right now..."
―Groose (The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword)

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."
―Old Man (The Legend of Zelda)

"Link! HEEELP!"
―Groose (The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword)

"We shall greet the morning... together."
―Anju and Kafei (The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask)

"This is the only world that your ancestors were able to leave you. Please...forgive us."
―King Daphnes (The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker)

Hoo hoo! A quote I'm sure many of you are able to relate to. There are times when it feels like the moon is crashing down on you. I hope that you find the strength to persevere... Hoo hoot!

"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"
―Happy Mask Salesman (The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask)

"Eee hee! Are you sure you want to be doing that? Snarling and glaring at me?"
―Midna (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)

"If only I could do things over again...
Not a day of my life has gone by without my thoughts turning to my kingdom of old."
―King Daphnes (The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker)

"People are disgusting.
My own father and mother are disgusting.
You must be disgusting, too!"
―Grog (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

"Nice going, you two. You guys were totally amazing in this little adventure I like to call the Legend of Groose.

...That's a little joke."
―Groose (The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword)

Hoo hoot! Words from the final moon child. Words to consider. Have you picked your friends well? hoo hoo!

"Your friends...
What kind of...people are they?
I wonder...
Do those people...think of you...as a friend?"
―Moon Child (The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask)

"Time passes, people move...
Like a river's flow, it never ends...
A childish mind will turn to noble ambition... Young love will become deep affection... The clear water's surface reflects growth..."
―Sheik (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

"The only distance that matters is the distance between our hearts."
―Rhondson (The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom)

"I AM ERROR"
―ERROR (Zelda II: The Adventure of Link)

Hoo hoo hoot! More words from the strange children. Words that are worth thinking about. hoo hoo!

"I wonder...
The face under the mask...
Is that...your true face?"
―Moon Child (The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask)

Hoo Hoot! Look at this guy and his slick pompadour. He's surprisingly good at designing and implementing his ideas. hoo hoo!

"I call it...the Groosenator!"
―Groose (The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword)

Hoo hoo! Important words from a happy man. Hoo hoot!

"Whenever there is a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever...
Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short time... That is up to you."
―Happy Mask Salesman (The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask)

Hoo hoot! This fairy has a point. Every time we talk he zones out and mashes buttons. That is why I keep switching up whether you have to press yes or no to exit our conversations!

"Can Hyrule's destiny really depend on such a lazy boy?"
―Navi (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

Hoo hoot! Wise words here from a strange child. Take heed and listen. Hoo hoo!

"I wonder...
If you do the right thing...
Does it really make...
Everybody...happy?"
―Moon Child (The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask)

Hoo hoo! Hey, look up here! Check this out. Words of wisdom. Hoo hoot!

"Tingle, Tingle!
Kooloo-Limpah!"
―Tingle (The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask)

"La-la-la...
They said I was
much too loud
when I practiced in my room.

They got mad.
Sigh...Now I'm sad.
I'll just think about the past
to keep my mind off the bad."
―Guru-Guru (The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask)

"Believing in your friends and embracing that belief by forgiving failure... These feelings have vanished from our hearts."
―Igos du Ikana (The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask)

"Haven't you begun to understand? The kingdom being ruined and us left in this state... Isn't it petty, little battles like this that have caused it?"
―Igos du Ikana (The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask)

Tell me...do you ever feel a strange sadness as dusk falls? They say it's the only time when our world intersects with theirs...the only time we can feel the lingering regrets of spirits who have left our world. That is why loneliness always pervades the hour of twilight...
―Rusl (Twilight Princess)

If we destroy nature, there won't be ANYTHING left. No bugs, no us, nothing!
―Beedle (The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom)

"I wonder... What makes you happy... Does it make...others happy, too?"
―Moon Child (The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask)