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Chrissy Boo Bissy

@chrissyboobissy.bsky.social

Would-be gentleman dabbler, law professor, dad, dungeon master. On a strictly imaginary level, I thirst for blood. My creative work: www.instagram.com/chrissyboobissy/

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15.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@tabcreations.com

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would you believe that one of these corporations exams was so penetrating that it woke me from my dogmatic slumber

13.05.2025 13:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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17.04.2025 14:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus Fox News is going to have to black out the entire bottom third of their screen

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He looks like he has a favorite artisanal pickle shop in Brooklyn.

03.04.2025 12:52 — 👍 48    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Same

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OMG IT'S THE FEMIZONS

29.03.2025 14:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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looka that big sumbitch

one thing better than being a dork is being a dork with a grown-up income

29.03.2025 14:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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🇸🇪👮🏼 MEANWHILE IN SWEDEN 👮🏼‍♂️🇸🇪

14.03.2025 07:46 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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#LOTR

07.12.2024 09:05 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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How you doin

14.03.2025 21:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I mean, dreamlands aside, he’s not wrong

23.02.2025 13:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My injuries are made of pure, unmitigated love.

21.02.2025 14:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really want to do some karate

I’ve had a lot of coffee

21.02.2025 14:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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16.02.2025 00:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So, in one of the many separate lives I indulge to escape this lame timeline, I write short stories for a comic magazine, and I illustrate them with drawings.

Here’s one I just finished.

16.02.2025 00:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I better hide this quick, it will be harder to explain to my wife than “unsolicited” gay porn

15.02.2025 13:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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15.02.2025 13:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
McDonald's Newest Sandwich - The MacBeth 🍔
YouTube video by Game Changer Shorts McDonald's Newest Sandwich - The MacBeth 🍔

Watch this, you'll thank me.

I had to google all this to know how much he was really quoting Shakespeare extemporaneously.

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The next Kennedy Center Honorees. Then, the Center and its awards will be renamed for a more recent president, the current one, and the woke rainbow ribbon design of the award will be replaced with bedazzled gold lamé.

08.02.2025 01:17 — 👍 5697    🔁 1033    💬 710    📌 114
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what's so amusing about this is the suggestion that creating *this*, this hellscape dystopian cesspool, should entitle people to anything

07.02.2025 13:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*reads the news*

*eyes melt*

*pure liquid cortisol sprays from the now-empty sockets*

07.02.2025 12:58 — 👍 507    🔁 22    💬 14    📌 3

am i allowed to admit how much i hoped this is true and complain that it isn't

06.02.2025 21:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0