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The day Twitter became X, everyone said the branding looked like a porn site. The next day, X embraced its new role as a hub for child porn. It’s wrong of them to do that but you gotta admit it’s bold

27.07.2023 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 423    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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Incredibly honored to post the very first Animated GIF on Bluesky:

26.07.2023 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7094    πŸ” 1308    πŸ’¬ 178    πŸ“Œ 96

greatest reply I ever saw on twitter was when someone was asked to explain something, and they said, "no," and the asker said "is that because the explanation will make you look fucked-up and weird?"

25.07.2023 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1195    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 19

Where did snakes in hats come from

25.07.2023 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I have had it with these mfing snakes in their mfing hats!!!

25.07.2023 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That’s what she said

24.07.2023 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People who say β€˜on route’ instead of β€˜en route’ need to get in the sea

23.07.2023 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Blockbuster Video

23.07.2023 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜What are you working on?’

β€˜Myself’

23.07.2023 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lady in the streets, freak in the bed

23.07.2023 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

:)

23.07.2023 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bite me

23.07.2023 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shout out Google Wave

23.07.2023 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A dingo ate my baby

23.07.2023 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spending way too much time drafting and deleting bad skeets

23.07.2023 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ray Bans and Coke 😎

23.07.2023 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0