Bob Cohen

After discovering more extensive sinkhole issues under Route 80 in NJ, a neighbor insisted it was time to bring in The Army Corps of Engineers. I informed him that due to recent cutbacks, it's now The Army Corps of Engineer.

Don't give them any more ideas department: I'm surprised Bezos hasn't been advertising a special one-day only sale at Amazon. Check out our special Oligarchs' Day savings, only on February 28th.

One thing you've gotta say about this administration, they really hit the ground goosestepping.

I think the president of Mexico should change the name of the Gulf to honor Trump and call it Gulf de Pendejo. The press release should explain that pandejo is Spanish for wise, powerful leader.

I love this so much!

At the inauguration, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson wore a distinctive collar adorned with cowrie shells, which are believed to offer protection from evil in African traditions.

This choice mirrors the late Justice Ginsburg’s practice of using collars to convey a message.

If celebrity deaths come in threes, who would be appropriate with Bob Uecker and David Lynch?

This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media

They literally supported a sex offender for president