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fan of the funny books and dice rolling games. denizen of malchut. zionists (& wannabe “anti-zionists”) fuck off. we will achieve communism through the power of Alchemy he/him

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Found out about an incredible type of guy today

29.10.2025 01:39 — 👍 158    🔁 24    💬 6    📌 0

Yes. The box was just what I was looking for.

26.10.2025 18:30 — 👍 20    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 1

There's no need for discourse. Having a totenkopf tattoo is immediately disqualifying not just from political office but from public life. This seems like the most idiotically obvious thing imaginable.

22.10.2025 15:34 — 👍 804    🔁 102    💬 12    📌 5
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the day has come

21.10.2025 15:00 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

have to admire the sheer youtube shorts power of DC K.O.

21.10.2025 17:06 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Welcome to Gnisis, a bigger, better slop golem. I'm %Name. Can I help you find someone in particular? Or are you just looking for a little advice from a local?

22.10.2025 12:30 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

the cards are unforgivable it’s true

22.10.2025 09:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

pokemon battles are also, in theory, a really engrossing combat system. good mix of strategy, thinking on the fly and random chance

21.10.2025 13:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

honestly having a bunch of really awesome pets is one of those super engaging fantasies based on concept alone and this is the wealthiest media brand in human history so they can shit out literally whatever they want and people will spend money on it

21.10.2025 13:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

tropane alkaloids

19.10.2025 09:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Your Custom Left Adamantium Pauldron isn't ready yet. Be patient.

17.10.2025 16:30 — 👍 39    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 2

Apologies to my boyfriend for letting me watch this in 4K on his huge television for an optimal viewing experience, but this is clear cut jingoism to grease the wheels of a fucking death empire. You all know better than this and you fell for it anyways!

17.10.2025 00:49 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

look i’m 5’10 and my younger brother is 6’1, you can dream a whole dream

17.10.2025 09:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

honestly 50/50 he actually will

17.10.2025 09:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wait is that not what “workingmen’s association” means??

17.10.2025 09:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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16.10.2025 18:39 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

the ICE agents who get bullied by their colleagues for being sensitive

17.10.2025 09:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

not really no

17.10.2025 08:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this might be the least informed comic tweet i’ve ever seen

16.10.2025 13:43 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

second guy has pfp from a movie about good old values and being nice as political activism I see #wellwellwell

17.10.2025 08:24 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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This is what it feels like over here

17.10.2025 01:34 — 👍 41    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
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I have a gun

17.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

Alan moore: "Oi worship uh snake gohd because oi know it doesnt exist but framing elements of moi life within the belief system of glykon helps me find peace"

Grant Morrison: If ah dont ask doo.hickey tah generate "epic screensaver" every 30 minuhs Roko's basilisk is sher ta ate us

16.10.2025 21:51 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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who up steelin they dan

16.10.2025 17:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

by jove…

16.10.2025 17:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it’s not “reading,” it’s a cooler, more esoteric thing

16.10.2025 17:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There was never going to be a good explanation for this, and sure enough, we got a shitty, embarrassing one. I can't say it's *disappointing*, because it's in line with Morrison's longstanding doe-eyed futurism and convenient coziness with capital. Consider the last graf of their essay "Pop Magic!":

16.10.2025 16:16 — 👍 40    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 0
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