Toby Morton

My 4-year-old overheard me telling my sibling, “America’s in big trouble.” Later he said, “America needs to not break stuff and use its inside voice.” Chaos solved with preschool logic. Proud Dad here.

“Your Honor, my client didn’t defame anyone, he just vomited baseless conspiracies into every microphone he could find and hoped no one would notice the smell.”

Yup, it’s the iPhone that drove men and women apart, not decades of unchecked misogyny suddenly finding Wi-Fi.

Tim Apple “donated” $1M for this clown to misspell a shakedown.

Looking forward to the episode, “86 47” where Migrants hunt the subject, the victor gets citizenship, and Democracy wins.

The biggest surprise here is how many legit Mike Lee domains I was able to grab. Can’t wait to post his “browser history.”

Trump playing pretend pope is a distraction. I’m guilty of laughing and pointing, which is normal. However, while we laugh, rights are stripped, power is sold, and the country burns. Eyes on the fire.

PBS had to go. You can’t push fascism while Big Bird’s out here counting diverse friends and teaching kids not to be assholes.

Convicted felon Trump told Time Magazine he made deals with 200 countries. There are only 195 countries. Next up: Negotiating peace with Narnia 😐

The flag now stands for liberty, justice, and one-way tickets to authoritarian nightmares. Exporting Americans like trash bags flung into prisons where sunlight’s a premium feature and the Wi-Fi password is “scream softer.” It’s not incarceration, it’s a loyalty program for authoritarian regimes.

Women are being killed, ignored, and priced out of care while politicians play security theater for votes. The SAVE Act isn’t protection, it’s trauma cosplay for bigots. The Senate has an opportunity to stop gaslighting women with paperwork and start fixing the real threats.

Uber Driver told me Trump is outsmarting them all because they're paying too much attention trying to take him down while he's super focused on the American people and I was like, "Cool, you're going the wrong way."

Insider trading in politics is state-sanctioned theft dressed up as “strategy.” They get the death toll early and use it to double portfolios. While we panic, they profit, turning bloodshed into stock tips. It’s not public service; it’s a heist with better PR.

Incoming Punishment: A stern letter.

Congrats, Cory Booker. Only 1389 Days, 33357 Hours, 2001437 minutes, and 120086100 seconds to go. Keep going!

When a sibling not only supports Trump and his administration but defends his every move and beliefs, I cannot in my right mind allow my 3 year old son to experience a close relationship with them. Many will disagree because it’s family. No, my son is my family, they are something else.

The election for Wisconsin State Supreme Court is April 1st. Elon has spent over 12 million to purchase this seat.

I’ve been invited to Wisconsin to help advertise my official campaign website of Elon Musk puppet, Brad Schimel. Head to BradSchimel2025.com to donate what you can.

House just voted 224-198 to censure Rep. Al Green for interrupting Trump's speech, with the following 10 Democrats voting for his censure:

Ami Bera
Ed Case
Jim Costa
Laura Gillen
Jim Himes
Chrissy Houlahan
Marcy Kaptur
Jared Moskowitz
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Tom Suozzi.

So wait, I could possibly do one of the funniest things ever and have my own version of the Doge website finished before theirs?

Guys, he’s playing hardball. How will I ever get my disinformation now (rhetorical). Head to ImmigrantMusk.com to donate. Hurry before he takes down my AOL homepage from 1997 that pays tribute to the band, Chumbawamba.

Former New Jersey Democratic Sen. Bob Menendez was sentenced Wednesday to 11 years in prison following his conviction on bribery And corruption.

Just called the ICE hotline where people can call to report undocumented immigrants and reported Elon Musk.