The only half I'll be having that day is half and half
09.12.2025 03:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@hungpdxnerd.bsky.social
Poly, vers, cat and puppy dad pretending to get into trouble but actually playing Mini Metro
The only half I'll be having that day is half and half
09.12.2025 03:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Never again!
09.12.2025 03:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That's 1/3 the distance I ran in the cold for that stupid run I did to show up @nicholas-pdxxx.bsky.social !
09.12.2025 02:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Holiday tree trunks
09.12.2025 02:05 β π 408 π 36 π¬ 12 π 0#fcf with a messy, unnecessary flex because I'm vainer than Carly Simon's ex
05.12.2025 19:32 β π 216 π 8 π¬ 3 π 0Don't forget to support your local transit agency this holiday season.
04.12.2025 14:40 β π 412 π 36 π¬ 5 π 0First package for the tree
02.12.2025 14:56 β π 171 π 5 π¬ 5 π 0breakfast burritos x barebacking = B^4 π₯΅
01.12.2025 16:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, you can take a picture as long as you pay me back in breakfast burritos or rimming
01.12.2025 16:32 β π 166 π 4 π¬ 5 π 1Oh hai π₯΅
01.12.2025 01:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Like a zebra orchid, I too bloom with exquisite taste
30.11.2025 13:44 β π 434 π 33 π¬ 6 π 1Softurday
29.11.2025 15:41 β π 249 π 17 π¬ 1 π 0Finally someone with some sense
29.11.2025 04:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The uncut version
29.11.2025 03:41 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I don't have a good #fcf because I spent the whole day reworking the light rail network for Portland on Subway Builder.
29.11.2025 03:15 β π 216 π 5 π¬ 5 π 0Oh hello handsome
26.11.2025 17:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 012ish
24.11.2025 15:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Would like either a blow job or the old Haribo Starmix formulation, please and thank you #mcm
24.11.2025 13:34 β π 199 π 9 π¬ 6 π 0Oh hai
24.11.2025 13:26 β π 45 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0"EWR David!"
21.11.2025 00:29 β π 37 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Fuzzy butt club
20.11.2025 12:49 β π 215 π 14 π¬ 5 π 0I need to join
20.11.2025 00:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Come warm me up!
19.11.2025 17:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I want the Muppetvision 4D version
19.11.2025 17:55 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good morning from the town that brought you The Miracle on Ice '80!
19.11.2025 11:29 β π 302 π 17 π¬ 3 π 0No notes
18.11.2025 14:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Gif of Dorian Gay for #mcm
17.11.2025 12:17 β π 284 π 17 π¬ 8 π 0Forget hotel lighting, have some Fairfield Inn & Suites by Marriottβ’ lighting
17.11.2025 02:58 β π 321 π 21 π¬ 5 π 0This gentle curve is just here to remind you the limit does not exist #fcf
14.11.2025 14:16 β π 195 π 9 π¬ 2 π 0I'm in this club now!
13.11.2025 21:10 β π 95 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0