@hungpdxnerd.bsky.social
Poly, vers, cat and puppy dad pretending to get into trouble but actually playing Mini Metro
Ahhh! And you knew me in the before times
14.02.2026 16:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fiiiiiiine
13.02.2026 16:14 — 👍 48 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1
I'm just so horny for minimalism #fcf
13.02.2026 15:41 — 👍 177 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0
Minutes away from Eddie Munster hair
07.02.2026 15:48 — 👍 202 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0*enters, pursued by bear*
06.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hot damn!
06.02.2026 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When you're working from your bf's house and he needs you to come over and help him out...with a thing... #fcf
06.02.2026 16:37 — 👍 198 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0Get me in there 🥵
06.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 47 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Wetsday for all your fuzzy humps
04.02.2026 15:59 — 👍 227 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 1I will not be compelled!
03.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's like the Facebook poke except not
03.02.2026 14:33 — 👍 286 🔁 23 💬 4 📌 0One last hotel lighting before I hop on a train station
29.01.2026 16:10 — 👍 213 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 0
I I I I am a Continental breakfast tomorrow morning that is included in the price of the hotel room
29.01.2026 04:53 — 👍 370 🔁 30 💬 6 📌 0
Do you even ride trains brah
28.01.2026 17:52 — 👍 219 🔁 15 💬 4 📌 0May yours go better than mine! My septum went right back to being deviated within a few years 😭
28.01.2026 17:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Possibly corgi and frenchie quinceneras, followed by the orgy
28.01.2026 04:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*said in the voice of the Angel of America* "Look up!"
27.01.2026 14:48 — 👍 157 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1
How'd you get inside the locker?!
22.01.2026 16:17 — 👍 272 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 0
It's so cute!
20.01.2026 02:57 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Used up all of my tiny gym towels
17.01.2026 16:11 — 👍 244 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0
Wheeee!
17.01.2026 01:21 — 👍 150 🔁 10 💬 6 📌 0
Fallback #fcf cause I don't have anything from this decade to post
16.01.2026 18:44 — 👍 194 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0Status: Deeply Unwell
15.01.2026 02:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Was at my old gym haunt this morning and there were thighs.
14.01.2026 20:05 — 👍 189 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0One of these days I'm going to unmute all the words I've muted over the past few years and see what you all actually talk about when not actively posting pole.
I hope it's all just discourse about Roxanne (the song), how much frozen water to use in an Old Fashioned, and the philosophy of Plato.
I was under the impression it was a psyops effort by Turinese gay club owners to inundate the area in February during the Olympics with gays *other* than the besequined ones there for rhythmic ice dancing
10.01.2026 17:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Draw me like one of your French dads
10.01.2026 16:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Softener Saturday
10.01.2026 15:47 — 👍 292 🔁 22 💬 3 📌 1
Go #fcf, I mean, Ducks!
09.01.2026 16:49 — 👍 299 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 0Lorem AS IF sum!
08.01.2026 23:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
