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@uncstatusjay.bsky.social

My love language is sarcasm and memes USMC vet Ft Worth πŸ“

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ the damn audacity

07.12.2024 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On my soul! πŸ˜‚ Telling me they gon paint me like Mona Lisa smh

07.12.2024 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought a lot of my followers were talented painters and artists but y'all mfs just scamming πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚

06.12.2024 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This what I love to see on my skyline 😍 congrats

06.12.2024 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really be staying to myself and moving silently fr πŸ’―

06.12.2024 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boy I swea this credit shit rigged! Miss 1 payment and your score drop 40 points but you can make 10 payments on time and it go up 5 points!??

06.12.2024 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with pink hair is wearing a hat and saying mama we made it ALT: a woman with pink hair is wearing a hat and saying mama we made it
26.11.2024 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Exactly. I literally ask "what made you slide in my DM's?"

26.11.2024 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I be AUTOMATICALLY suspicious of anybody sliding in my DM's now lol

26.11.2024 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you slidin thru DFW let me know 😎

24.11.2024 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would child support even be $2300/month? That shit is SPOUSAL support. No child needs $2300/month of shit

23.11.2024 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao I swea once I hit 30 liquor just started hittin different

23.11.2024 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn I felt this in my soul smh

23.11.2024 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ayyyy you already know ‼️

22.11.2024 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My entire #blacksky right now:

22.11.2024 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1071    πŸ” 192    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 35

Alot of y'all in the comments tryna clear yo name still don't look like your profile pics 🧐

22.11.2024 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

On my soul! I still ain't said his name

22.11.2024 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Boy that shit wild lmao

22.11.2024 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shid it's cold here too! 34 degrees in my car this morning smh

22.11.2024 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This nigga had me TERRIFIED

22.11.2024 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Niggas playing The Circle in real life is diabolical πŸ˜‚

22.11.2024 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man sits on a bus with a purse on his back ALT: a man sits on a bus with a purse on his back

Me on here skeeting to myself & all 12 people who interact with my posts πŸ˜‚

21.11.2024 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 485    πŸ” 230    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 51
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a man with a beard says i like this one . ALT: a man with a beard says i like this one .
21.11.2024 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a red tie is holding a cell phone ALT: a man with a red tie is holding a cell phone
21.11.2024 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn I was just having fun. Y'all bout to start hurting feelings πŸ˜‚

21.11.2024 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dance 😩I be looking like Mike from The Wood smdh

21.11.2024 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Easy...you are a vibes type of person. Meaning you love good vibes and judge people by it. You like to have a good time but stand on what you believe. Don't like to argue but don't mind it either. You low-key a big ass softie when somebody gets to know you.

20.11.2024 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If your favorite music to listen to ain't 90's RnB, you ain't for me

20.11.2024 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The music you listen to tells me a lot about who you are ‼️

20.11.2024 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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