Aki

The club shall abound with pretty lights and sounds tonight. For I require healing!!!

Fuck

Had McDonald's newest product last night. The big arch. It was a burger of all time. I'll stick with my double cheeseburgers as a go to.

There is no way you would do this without feeling a massive brick in your stomach. This is why it's a great snack

Warning. I am going to become more attractive

let me put you all onto the greatest snack. heh

Mix these together. When you feel the need to snack, have a few spoons of this. No fat, all protein, and if you wanna get silly, you can add fresh fruit for fiber. You'll feel full for hours and won't overeat.

this is power overwhelming

We're actually okay now, no wine needed

Fuck

It might be a wine night tonight

Why won't people pay me to voice act man lmao this whomps

Having a rough go of things today but this too shall pass.

[Drake voice] Yeah

"Those in glass houses shouldn't be throwing stones."

"talking to women is hard"
"women are scary"
well have you tried offering them cheese????

Today is Friday in California.

The duality of (wo)man

But seriously, just make sure she finishes and you're fine

I believe you have the ability to make change before your hand is forced.

I used to hate my body
Now I don't give a care.

I'm confident with what I got and I can only hope that my friends feel the same way about themselves if they're going through any uncertainty.

I love you

I'm going to have pierogis with hot dogs and fried onions for dinner and no one can stop me

[Eyes emoji intensifies]

🤝

philly can have browt, honestly. they deserve it. go birds

bitch ass

hit my line steph (I am an auto salesman)

Happy birthday dude!!

I shouldn't be awake, but here we are. I'll nap later

Make sure she hears from you today

biggest of hugs