Woman Enjoyer

I mean if you just replace weed with coke then this is pretty much just Brat by Charli xcx

Me if caring about women’s rights was a crime

“Sorry, I need to speak my mind here”

The though in question that I’m trying to voice:

when i strike oil im getting that P. Thiel vein installed in my skull that sucks the moisture out of my brain and pisses it all over my head

I’ve been receiving the data

If there are 2 things in this world that I love, it’s fishing, gambling and women

i need to be more toxic

I’m smoking xibulba grade precious stones with the hatman

1. This is the funniest thumbnail I’ve seen in years

2. Anyone could have told you this like 10 years ago dawg

Thinkin bout
Quesadilla

Ough…. My poussy….

My pussy…….

I too, am known to be interested in women

I'm practicing levels of haterism virtually unknown to the normal person. I'm in a fight with a songbird

people don’t seem to realize dry humping isn’t this cute or funny thing, it’s a full time job and i take it very seriously

having quick spurts of intense sincerity in between my constant making jokes out of everything and if you can’t tell them apart i will get mad

I too, am fermenting

I am slowly finding the funny people and the mentally unwell people

Learning how to use a synth so I can make music that kills you

[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]

🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob

Sorry for the late reply, I tried killing you with my mind for a couple hours

How it feel now that I can’t just randomly say “I’m gonna kill myself” on my other social media

It’s really funny catching up with people as an adult bc every time you ask “what you been up to” the answer is always “not much” or “fuck all”. Decided I’m gonna start replying to this with “been really getting into drinking petrol recently”

Logging into work

if yall want to watch a 27 year old fight a 58 year old man so badly just put me in the same room with my father

I’m like if pitbull was Scottish and autistic and also depressed

Where are the insane people? I need them

I should have put money on that fight man I knew this was going to happen

Ngl I be eating burritos out of bins sometimes

Need my dick sucked in a way that would be impressive to Martin Scorsese or perhaps David Lynch