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Queue Jumper from the EU Squalid Chapter. Love orange but not the orange faced felon with the tiny groping hands. Once quoted by famous political analyst & commentator @glooface.bsky.social

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The UK follows US down its path to passive murder.

05.02.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Starmer goes full "Suella" on Palestine
YouTube video by Femi - F Politics! Starmer goes full "Suella" on Palestine

Keir Starmer has finally gone Full "Suella" on Palestine Protests...

...in a desperate attempt to distract from his Mandelson Meltdown!

05.02.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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London man angry at β€˜Orwellian’ incident in supermarket using facial recognition tech β€˜I shouldn’t have to prove I am innocent,’ said man misidentified by Sainsbury’s staff using Facewatch system

Ah, the sunlit surveillance lands.

05.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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UK plans to cut climate finance to poor countries by a fifth despite promising more help Exclusive: Campaigners say proposed cut from Β£11.9bn over past five years to Β£9bn over next five years will cost lives and livelihoods

One year ago the UK and and other rich countries promised to triple global climate finance to poor countries to $300bn a year by 2035. Today, the UK plans to cut climate finance to poor countries by 20%.

I am sure this is needed "because otherwise Nigel Farage will be PM" or something.

#StarmerOut

05.02.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I think it should probably be a bigger story that the president of the United States is a raving lunatic

05.02.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4720    πŸ” 1469    πŸ’¬ 331    πŸ“Œ 91

One reason why leaders should write the first draft of their own speeches is that it makes them less likely to say things where you go 'what does this actually mean?'

05.02.2026 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

"Take control of the borders" latest USA news.

05.02.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The government didn't have Β£36bn for the northern leg of HS2 to Manchester, but something tells me this Β£40bn will not be a problem.

05.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"The conversation was about Labours achievements" - yes it was πŸ‘

"I didn't mention inflation and interest rates" - correct, you didn't. And I didn't say you did.

I showed you what Keir Starmer himself said Labour's achievements were. You know, Labour achievements that the conversation was about?

05.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it was just that, no. But it isn't just that πŸ‘

05.02.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sigh. You are telling someone off, Judith H, for having missed the list of achievements you put in your reply.

I simply pointed out to you that Starmer himself had forgotten those achievements too, as he came up with the 3 I mentioned, incl inflation and interest, which aren't his achievements.

05.02.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you don't want to understand, you won't understand. Or maybe you really just don't understand. Whatever. As usual, it is no point continuing a discussion with you.

05.02.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody who stood on a Manifesto of "change", of not being as dishonest and incompetent as the Tories, and then does the exact same as his predecessors is more than a "minor" hypocrite.

05.02.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
05.02.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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PM of country where parliament is in summer recess for 6 weeks, only to sit for 2 weeks before going on another 4 week break because party conferences, claims every minute not spent talking about the cost of living and fighting against the "toxic division of Reform" is a minute wasted πŸ€ͺ

05.02.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Something Starmer and Labour did point out then, making them massive hypocrites doing now the same the Tories did then.

And re the children, it took a massive back bench rebellion and u-turn for Starmer to ditch the 2 child benefit cap, which will do most to get children out of poverty.

3/3

05.02.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now, if you are honest, you know inflation and interest rates coming down is thanks to global trends, as it were global trends increasing them in the first place. That is the case for this administration, as it was the case for the previous Tory administration.

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05.02.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You ask people if they have forgotten that list of achievements by the Starmer government. I show you Starmer seems to have forgotten that list himself, as the best he could come up with today is bringing down interest rates & inflation, and the work lifting 500,000 children out of poverty.

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05.02.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't say that. Read the last bit of your post. Then read the beginning of my post.

05.02.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Imagine if four years into our war in Iraq we had only occupied 20 percent of it and lost 1.2 million men. Would anyone say the US is winning?

No? Then how in the hell can you say Russia is winning?!

05.02.2026 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 13545    πŸ” 3420    πŸ’¬ 498    πŸ“Œ 97

Funny, Starmer himself seems to have forgotten all that too.

05.02.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When it wakes up in a few weeks, the UK press will ignore the enormous benefits for Gibraltar of the new treaty and wail about the impact on British tourists and 'surrender'.

05.02.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Apocalypse Network: Dugin, Bannon, Thiel and the Media Machinery of the Dark Enlightenment More background around the important meeting of minds between Steve Bannon and Alexander Dugin on the eve of the Maidan Revolution, as Bannon forges his new β€˜weapons’ of Breitbart/Cambridge Analytica

If you're wondering what on earth connects Silicon Valley, the Trump Government and Russian destabilisation of the West, this might help - or not

The Apocalypse Network: Dugin, Bannon, Thiel and the Media Machinery of the Dark Enlightenment open.substack.com/pub/pdjukes/...

04.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Wondering why Keir Starmer’s Government did so little to address the foreign tech and media oligarchs besetting us? Mandelson might provide an answer. And his removal an occasion for a fresh start

04.02.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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Mandelson was given secret spreadsheet to vet left-wing MPs in Labour power struggle Whistleblower's revelation shows extent of his direct involvement in bitter battle to gain control of the party ahead of 2024 election

this is unbelievable inews.co.uk/news/politic...

04.02.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 16

By the time Starmer is replaced this summer, we'll have had two wasted years, in which a country crying out for transformation instead got more of the same, or even worse where environmental legislation is concerned, and a high possibility of Farage running the next government.
Thanks Keir.

05.02.2026 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1263    πŸ” 292    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 14
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No Good RepubliKKKans, Not One.

05.02.2026 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2199    πŸ” 1069    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 62

Funny she should say that. Farage thinks the same. In fact, he goes one further, and said he would welcome Mahmood with open arms into the warm embrace of Reform.

05.02.2026 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am old enough to remember when Keir Starmer and Labour were mocking the Tories for taking credit for inflation and interest rates coming down, and rightfully so.

What a sad sight.

05.02.2026 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Remove that whole stinking Starmer government, not just the current head.

05.02.2026 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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