Alison 🫶🐎 LVL UP!!!!

weird how you can go from the worst day ever at one job to the best day ever at the next job 🥹🫶

what do you MEAN lvl up is tomorrow im so EXCITED

my manager doesn’t think I can spell my own last name correct Jesus Christ today is not the fucking day

how are you gonna admit you’re an asshole to woman and then expect them to want to date you god love is blind is amazing

I think for the first time an actual goal and dream of mine is coming true 😭 happy 1st weed day to me

mayhaps time to get over my fear of the doctor bc something is probably wrong with me lol

manager being transphobic at work, I’m not high enough for this shit

I fear I ate with this wrapping job I’m so proud 💅

so cool to realize none of your family actually likes you. what is even the point.

sometimes life is okay :)

my TikTok officially shut down and I burst into tears oh my god

having 2 days left at work and being mean to customers who are mean to me is SO LIBERATING

throat pain is the worst pain fr bc why do I feel like I’m swallowing 1000 burning knives like omg

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drinky and in loveeee 🥰🥰

🎶 what a nifty little mormon trick🎶

thank god this year has already started sooo incredibly better than last year, but I wish I had my baby kitty heading into it :( miss my wyd bo byd 😭💔

who needs drugs when you can get noticed by your favorite creators on tik tok 🤩

what is the point of being a manager if no one is going to fucking listen to you

it’s probably just because I bounce between here and Twitter and I barely spend time on either, but everyone loved this episode right??? Like it was the best helluva episode they’ve ever released and all my dreams came true 😭

oh my god I think that episode changed my life

working so much is taking away from my Christmas spirit ☹️ I just wanna celebrate but I’m so fucking tired 😭

my manager cranking up the volume when christmas tree farm by taylor swift comes on is the funniest thing ever ITS SO LOUD IN HERE LOL

Dan howell making fun of colleen ballinger… I never needed anything more 🫶

best bd evrr 🫶🫶🫶

so drunk and so happy and so in love I’m 🥰🥰🥰

spent 2 minutes on twitter yesterday. was reminded why I made a bluesky account 😬

While "You're my heart" is obviously the star of the episode, I think the award for Brandon going *hard* on the voice acting goes to "What are you doing? I don't deserve this!"

why was this the best helluva boss episode yet I’m literally sobbing oh my god love is real and it’s name is stolitz 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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