Losing that extra 30 minutes ain’t getting it on top of already losing an hour.
10.03.2026 12:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Losing that extra 30 minutes ain’t getting it on top of already losing an hour.
10.03.2026 12:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My alarm went off for Hyrox way too early. So I hope that wait list business works.
10.03.2026 12:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One thing social media has taught me is never to fly southwest or spirit.
10.03.2026 04:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
All my friends will tell you I’m shit at reaching out.
I’m super engaged once I get to chatting but it’s not uncommon to not hear from me for months.
Exactly like me? So my clone won’t be hitting me up either?
LMFAO
We would never talk but when we saw each other it would be like no time had passed.
This war is very much looking like when some fat, out of shape, fungal toenail having white person starts a fight with a black person and gets their ass beat.
10.03.2026 03:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t finish my food. Welp.
10.03.2026 02:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The REAL danger of mental illness: the cops. SMH
10.03.2026 01:45 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0What did you end up with?
10.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you know what I’m talking about schedule your colonoscopy. Bless up.
10.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I would have picked Jim Jackson too.
He STILL fahn. 😂😂😂
It worked out. This shawarma is amazing.
10.03.2026 01:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was hoping they wouldn’t bring the game up. I fell asleep they were down 12. Lost by a milli. Meh.
10.03.2026 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Found out the hard way they are closed on Monday. 🫠🫠🫠
10.03.2026 01:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😂😂😂
10.03.2026 01:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fam I’m hangry. At this point it doesn’t matter.
Trying to decide between shawarma and Jamaican food since that’s what is in walking distance.
The bartender asked me where I was from before I could finish ordering my cocktail. I don’t think this accent is gonna move. 😂😂😂
10.03.2026 00:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I swear I have had seamless open for like 20 minutes.
10.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0QTNA
10.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Imagine you bought a ticket to Magic City night at that inflated price and now the whole thing is canceled?
I would never buy another thing the NBA sold in this life or the next.
Them people just out their money.
Do you still sound like your block?
09.03.2026 22:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
If one more fucking person asks me where I’m from.
I can’t do the accent fam. I still live here.
Can I just have my cocktail?
Where are you originally from?
09.03.2026 21:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I WFH. It does not suck. Like at all. When it does suck I just log off.
09.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Agreed. I’m one of the people who would still be there if they hadn’t suspended me.
I was infuriated because I didn’t even @ the person.
It will probably take something similar to make me leave this platform too.
In 2002. AOL was a time
09.03.2026 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t even know who Choyce is? 🫠🫠🫠
09.03.2026 20:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I filled up the day before it went out of control.
I will be going nowhere.
Except the gym.
I think so. Nothing left for me in NYC.
Also I’ll never drive the causeway again and that’s the way out. 😂😂😂
You paying double? It’s usually like $2.49 here.
09.03.2026 18:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0