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I think that’s new because I watch original flavor 911 and Texas flavor 911.

….Member of the tribes from both sides of my family have fought in the Civil War. Hell, I probably have ancestors who helped or fought on the American side in the Revolution war.

Before I forget I do have some sympathy for the ghosts except for the kid with the arrow through his head. Fuck that kid.

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Finished 13 Ghosts.

I loved the design element of the house and ghosts. Also Matthew Lillard acting like a coked up squirrel. Man, this movie has overcharged acting talent but doesn’t use it.

Bodies have a lot of design flaws.

It affects the pee hole more. Also the pelvic floor.

I don’t even have a penis and I’m worried about this.

Apparently it happened to some guy. It took a while to recover.

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May he sneeze while peeing and cause his penis to explode. That is a thing that can happen.

Men need to start carrying pepper into the men’s rooms to throw into his face.

I already knew there were a lot of design flaws in cis women bodies but I didn’t know about cis men. Now, I’m wondering what other things men have to avoid to keep their penis from randomly exploding.

A guy shared the worst pain he ever experienced. He was just randomly peeing when he sneezed and had to go to the ER. It took a week to recover.

Have you ever thought that sometimes the ability to think critically is a bit of a curse? The people living on vibes are awakening to the reality we knew was coming and it’s like I have known this since 2016.

I have seen enough of Joe Rogan’s show to form an opinion that he is not that deep or bright.

I was explaining to my college class one day while certain drugs are legal and illegal. A lot of this tied to racism too. Pot became illegal when it became associated with Mexicans. I said to them a lot of different things we have in the US is tied to racism.

I have discovered another design flaw in “natural” bodies. Men can break their penis while peeing and sneezing. Apparently sneezing raises the pressure on the penis to a dangerous level while peeing.

My natural body has tried to kill me a few times. Nature sucks you all. Unnatural bodies for the win.

A man resting his back on a yoga ball with his feet on the ground. He is lifting a weight in the air.

Doing my weight lifting and I’m doing this exercise. Leia decides to jump on my chest as I’m balancing on my back with my feet firmly on the ground. I guess she was helping.

Anthony Head played Frank-n-Futhrr in Rocky Horror Picture Show. I saw him in Repo and he was so good in that with his singing.

My dad told me for years no one would play high school basketball with the town he lived in. I mean nothing he did was connected to high school sports. People are weird.

Yeah. My parents didn’t realize what they were naming me after. My mom did confirm even if they knew they still would have given me that name.

Candyman and Hellpriest are sophisticated slashers.

Then Freddy followed by Chucky.

Michael Myers, Jason, and Leatherface are brutes.

Remember this when you just want to keep the peace at Thanksgiving dinner:

I do not break bread with people who think me or the people I care about deserve less rights.

Yeah. The dude stole dead bodies and used them as decorations for his house. The nipple belt and women suit are the things I remember.

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Me: why am I so tired?

Also me: I have been running from 8am to 8pm. 12 hours.

If toxic masculinity as a person.

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I am done with this roller coaster of a day.

I know Gein was worryingly into the Holocaust and especially how some nazis were into collecting body parts. Especially the skin lampshades.