Deer Lady83

A dog in a frilly dress.

Barney in her birthday dress. She’s two today!

I can relate to the daytime tv watching.

Everyone is firing on all cylinders in that show.

I’m getting into The Fall And Raise of Reggie Dinkins with Tracy Morgan and Daniel Radcliffe. It’s kind of funny.

Gender Heretic?

a woman is sitting at a table talking on a cell phone and making a face . ALT: a woman is sitting at a table talking on a cell phone and making a face .

A woman i know was passed over for a job and it was given to a man who didn’t have the qualifications. It’s been 2 years and that man has resigned. He still doesn’t have the qualifications. Before this he had a bit of a reputation as a job hopper. He hopped away again.

The point is my cousin admitted he was wrong and in a bad place. /3

He finally has custody back because she tried to do that to her next partner. Except this guy had money and lived in the same country. They helped cousin get his kid back after 11 years. /2

One of my cousins voted for Trump one time. He is still so embarrassed he did. Not to excuse it but at the time he was not processing the fact his ex both broke up with him and took their child back to her home country. /1

I feel like I heard this number before. When Elliot Page revealed he was trans, there were a ton of people screaming about how they are "transing" the lesbians.

a cow with a wig on its head is asking where is the beef . ALT: a cow with a wig on its head is asking where is the beef .

Where is the beef?

a man in a trench coat is making a funny face and says i like sleep i need sleep ALT: a man in a trench coat is making a funny face and says i like sleep i need sleep

Mom: I think Barney wakes me up at night to check on me.

Me: She does that to me, too.

Mom: I wish she would stop that.

Me: she does that because she loves you!

Mom:

Annoyed, they got rid of the lesbian aunties from Tracker.

a woman with a quote that says " you may never be as wise an owl but you ll always be a hoot to me ALT: a woman with a quote that says " you may never be as wise an owl but you ll always be a hoot to me

Melissa McCarthy can play James Bond.

Mom: I think I was sleeping.

Me: you were. I was a little warned because you were sleeping on your hand funny. You’re at the age where if you sleep funny on a body part it stops working.

Mom: okay.

Jesus!

a boy with red eyes stands in front of a cloudy sky ALT: a boy with red eyes stands in front of a cloudy sky

Reminds me of this guy.

Too Many Arms

Me to Leia: let’s take a nap.

Leia:

YouTube video by SAVY WRITES BOOKS Empress Theresa - Part One

For people who feel bad about their writing…..

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I don’t know. I’m not going to know until Friday.

My PT’s son is in the Air Force. He’s currently located in Jordan….

a group of young men are sitting together and one of them is wearing a panda movie shirt ALT: a group of young men are sitting together and one of them is wearing a panda movie shirt

Still that’s impressive.

I don’t think we should be bombing countries like Russia and Israel are doing.

A little dog watching other dogs play.

Watching from the sidelines for the right moment.

A small dog outside.

A small dog smelling a Saint Barnard.

The dog that eats human souls does go outside. Here he is interacting with Barney (our Saint Banerd).

A faraway picture of a dog.

I saw the dog that eats human souls aka Buddy aka Skinwalker aka My Sleep Paralysis demon in the flesh yesterday.

a monkey sits on top of a stuffed monkey ALT: a monkey sits on top of a stuffed monkey

Mom: did the other monkeys accept that monkey?

Me: yes. You know about Punch?

Mom: yes. I was worried about him.

Me: he’s doing better.

Discovering the concept of an alpine divorce. Basically, usually a man will leave his more inexperienced girlfriend/wife alone in the woods to possibly die. I don’t like camping but I’m more paranoid about a man leaving me to die in the woods.