The best satire is always true.

Was there a better reason?

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up SYDNEY—Saying the ruse began as a harmless prank about the continent’s mammals having pouches, Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admitted Tuesday that all those animals like wallabies, numbats, quokkas, and bandicoots were completely made up. “We just assumed everyone would have caught on by now, because these creatures are clearly imaginary,” said Albanese, adding that […]

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
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Restless Billionaire Regrets Having Infusion Of Child’s Blood After 4 P.M.

Restless Billionaire Regrets Having Infusion Of Child’s Blood After 4 P.M. theonion.com/restles...

She was really great in Southpark last night.

Your ignorance in this matter could fill a library.

Some do. Others don't. The ones who do aren't among the best and brightest.

Hardly. NPR is " nice polite republicans"

I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:

Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

The Atlantic has long been a great publication. For me, the subscription cost is well worth it.

And the world continues to spin...

Millions disagree.

wee mike's days in the speakership are dwindling to a whimpering simpering close.

Marine Wonders What Will Become Of Angelenos Left Behind As Chopper Rises Into Sky

Marine Wonders What Will Become Of Angelenos Left Behind As Chopper Rises Into Sky theonion.com/marine-...

The Cat Who Saved Me I will never owe another cat the debt that I owe her.

"A man blessed with a concerned doctor, a dedicated counselor, a wise priest, a few good friends, and a great love in his life can overcome much. But a man with all of those and a marvelous cat can really cover a lot of distance."

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just the ones who vote.

Opinion | Yes, I voted for Trump’s megabill despite knowing it will harm my constituents. But if I hadn’t, I’d be primaried by someone who’d vote just like me but not give anti-Trump comments on background to The Times.

‘1000-Lb Sisters’ Episode Begins With Disclaimer That Something Wrong With You For Watching

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Barry Blitt always hits perfect.

Cue up "Mother" by Pink Floyd.

Lots of reasons why Mrs Harris wasn't elected but AOC ain't one of em.

Stay tuned.

He looked like he was jonesing throughout the exchange. But he always looks that way.

Loyalty to his owner.

a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

I suppose he's providing emotional support for these govt sponsored goons.

The only emergency is the one Trump is causing.