Leyton Jay

It's so weird to see one of Ashens cheap microwave subs featured on my Google TV homepage with the same gravitas as ALIEN ROMULUS or BACK TO THE FUTURE II.

Wow, I really enjoyed both episodes of #TheWarBetween The Land And The Sea. Good explanation as to why they look so different to the Classic Who Sea Devils. An amphibian with gender fluidity was such a smart idea and sent a little chill up my spine. *****

Trump & The Melty-Faced Wrong'uns.

Oh, so that's why it's called that. #DoctorWho #TheSeaDevils

Typical, I needed the toilet as soon as The Sea Devils started.
I always need a poo whenever I see Pertwee, I think it's his hair.

Looking forward to a remastered, less tedious cut of #DoctorWho and The Sea Devils on BBC Four shortly.

Think it will be the first time I've watched live TV since King Charles' Coronation.

As the actress said to the Bishop.

Beef Wellington crisps?!

This is a bold claim—if I can't taste mushroom duxelles, parma ham and pastry I'm gonna kick off.

We've already endure that this year, and I'd need to be way more pissed 🤣

In order to spend the rest of December subjecting me to soppy Christmas movies, Sam has suggested we watch a #StarTrek movie tonight.

She's an English teacher, so I'm torn between WRATH OF KHAN (Moby Dick, Paradise Lost) and UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY (Shakespeare, Murder Mystery).

Which do you think?

She passes the test; an absolute pith-pisser!

Now for a Gimlet.

Seems more like something Four would do, if you ask me.

They weren't really Jelly Babies.
#doctorwho

Oh mate 🫤 does it need a new battery? I once spent two weeks with one chirping, before I realised you have to slide it off the ceiling to reveal the battery compartment.

Let's try this Joseph Joseph bitch from Dunelm. £17. It's probably cheaper on Amazon, but fuck Bezos. I'll pay more.

Hopefully it won't dissolve in my hands like it's made of cake—as all the others have done.

In their defence that is a fact, it is what happened.
However yes, with numbers like that you're probably only capturing the extreme ends of spectrum that have a soapbox opinion. My experience with research says to disregard it, but then you kill the story…and I dunno if that's right for BBC to do.

‘Mansplaining’ was once a contender for word of the year. Here’s why we should stop using it ‘Rage bait’ is Oxford word of the year in 2025. But I think we should be able to decommission words that have brought more trouble than they’re worth, starting with the 2015 runner-up, writes Zoe Will...

Not sure what to think about this Guardian article, it's short but goes all over the place, it has a point but the word 'mansplaining' has it's uses.

If only to make me conscious of my prattling on and on—as I am quite verbose on the rare occasion I do socialise.

I'd go for that just on the grounds of infrequency.

That's more of the #CarryOn Camping, Barbara Windsor 'Oh Saucy' Burger.

Yeah I tried to add a sachet of 'spunk' but it wouldn't do it. #SauceReport

I laughed out loud at a #CarryOn Sid James Burger King meal on this weeks @cheapshow.bsky.social podcast.

I imagined it as a salad-less mutton patty cooked in scotch with a nicotine-flavoured bun. The box has a built-in fag stand and theres a pair of Barbara Windsors knickers to wipe your mouth on.

Some utterly fantastic mouth garbage on this week's Cheapshow Podcast:

"a fine upstanding citizen foreskin. God bless the Admiral."

It makes my brain go fizzy, I love it. I gotta me those Grinch fries 🍟

FIFA Peace Prize

This is like something one of the Nazis would pick to be the Holy Grail in Last Crusade

I sincerely did not believe it was possible for FIFA to be more corrupt or disgraceful, and I'm genuinely impressed that they managed to surprise me.

Chucked the broom and it stood upright....
Is this a unident?
@athleticomince.bsky.social

"Third state" of existence between life and death confirmed by scientists While this may seem like pure fantasy, a recent study suggests that a “third state” of existence might actually be present in modern biology.

This is where zombies will come from…

His neck was probably defective before the game started, it could've happened to anyone 🫠

Trump administration says Europe faces 'civilisational erasure' - BBC News European politicians have begun to react, with Germany's Foreign Minister Johann Wadephul saying his country did not need "outside advice".

The Emperor's New Brain… he doesn't have one.

Here's a million dollar idea, make a fucking elbow squeezer that doesn't snap!

I get through about three of these a year. They're metal but they just break apart, as if I'm squeezing rocks.

YES. I am delighted.