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Leyton Jay

@leytonjay.bsky.social

42, He/him, UK πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ––πŸ» Big fan of Star Trek, Doctor Who and your Mum. Loves alternative comedy and Cheapshow podcast. I'm reacting to EVERY episode of Noel's House Party https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFgx8EnUezI33P_YrEo9mUDW05HlwUjhx&si=1Lie-5OAnsayB__9

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You'll be fine, chill out.

No need to prove yourself, you've already got the job πŸ‘πŸ»

11.08.2025 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, probably. But you can do it, I have to go through a similar process; at least 21kg.

I'm going to walk (and eventually run) 10km most days and start saying "no" to thingsβ€”which is something I've never been good at.

11.08.2025 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We had some sad news today, I said some words that people found comfortingβ€”it took me a while to remember where I'd heard it.

10.08.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks. I've been making 'accessible' videos of our escapades all holiday for her and my family to watch, but sometimes you've just gotta have one for yourself.

10.08.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's your opinion on the design of the control panel in that episode?

I believe that around 41:41 you see a white dial with ICONIAN markings on it, it reminds me of designs seen in TNG: Contagion. No one else seems to have made this connection, but I checked and still got ICONIAN vibes.

10.08.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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English saint to receive prestigious doctor designation from Pope John Henry Newman will be the first British Doctor of the Church for more than 1,000 years.

The idea that photography and sainthood overlap seems ridiculous… especially when you realise the first saint to be photographed looked like Jimmy Savile.

10.08.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We enjoyed a lovely afternoon in Cardiff on Friday, but I kept thinking about the wonderful @oddtrots.com… not sure why πŸ€ͺ

10.08.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You have my sympathies; in the last two weeks I've camped in the outskirts of London, done the Edinburgh Fringe and toured Wales.

I kinda forgot that I have a job, but I have work tomorrow and it feels like a death sentence 🫀

10.08.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Guardian newspaper article: "Kwasi Kwarteng to speak at event for firm that helps super-rich pay less tax"

Screenshot of a Guardian newspaper article: "Kwasi Kwarteng to speak at event for firm that helps super-rich pay less tax"

This shows you where this Tory prick's loyalties lie. He should still be in the stocks with human shit being thrown at his eyes and mouth.

10.08.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Old tinned food posing risk to Coventry's archive - BBC News Heinz treacle sponge and National Household dried skimmed milk are among items to be thrown out.

Where's @ashens.bsky.social when you need him, huh?

Old tinned food posing risk to Coventry's archive - BBC News share.google/xx7QdPn1qoqJ...

10.08.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I come downstairs, Sam has arranged them so Khan is bumming Davros.

10.08.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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'drip' is not an alluring word.

This just makes me think of pouring hot sauce on my knob.

10.08.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy birthday former England rugby captain and World Cup winner, Lawrence Dallaglio.

10.08.2025 08:38 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
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We went to the Torchwood Hub in Cardiff Bay.

The perception filter is working great, it looks really run down and no one gives a shit. There's a crap family fun fair there now and the entrance stone was literally covered in sick. #doctorwho

10.08.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10 PRINT β€œPEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS”
20 GOTO 10

09.08.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Spider Barclay cosplay

Spider Barclay cosplay

Spider-Barclay!

#StarTrek #STLV

09.08.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 255    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

Draw a dick on it first

10.08.2025 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I’m by the bin store looking very 90s britpop

I’m by the bin store looking very 90s britpop

Yesterday we had to put in an extra row of chairs and turn away a bunch of people from my show! I think of weekdays you should be ok getting there 10 mins early but yesterday people were being turned away way before the show started.

10.08.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 332    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
My son doesn’t eat fish. Any alternative?
Replace him with a cat. Cats love fish.

My son doesn’t eat fish. Any alternative? Replace him with a cat. Cats love fish.

09.08.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 17579    πŸ” 2267    πŸ’¬ 305    πŸ“Œ 102

Show me your getaway vehicle.

10.08.2025 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Alien: Earth – Ridley Scott’s terrifying space monster finally comes to TV … and it’s properly creepy The most cinematic evil creature ever comes to the small screen, courtesy of the brains behind the excellent revamp of Fargo. It’s a dread-packed, gory watch that’s hugely entertaining

Nice little article about Alien: Earthβ€”which I'm really looking forward to.

10.08.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Adam Buxton - Doing It Wrong (Official Video)
YouTube video by Adam Buxton Adam Buxton - Doing It Wrong (Official Video)

New song from Doctor Buckles…

Adam and Joe's radio show at the Big British Castle feels like an eternity ago, but I'll always remember when I was in Black Squadron. #radio6 #bbcradio6 #adambuxton

09.08.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Without intending to, we've seen 3 different castles on our staycation this year; Edinburgh, Cardiff & Windsor.

I've never been inside any of them.

09.08.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Cheapshow album has finally arrived!

10 years of fab tracks from the @cheapshow.bsky.social podcast.

09.08.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Treasures from Lywyn Beach, Wales.

09.08.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

African Buffalo Bags Millionaire.

09.08.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6599    πŸ” 1199    πŸ’¬ 782    πŸ“Œ 192

Are Americans aware that down here in Mexico we’ve been getting bombarded for months with ads of Kristi Noem telling us to our face that we’re out welcome in the US, and that these ads even found their way into our national TV broadcasts

Because I feel like I have seen nobody mention it

09.08.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7719    πŸ” 3094    πŸ’¬ 708    πŸ“Œ 382

Watch til the end…

09.08.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sauce Report:
We went to WALLY'S DELI & KAFFEEHAUS in Cardiff and found sriracha variants I didn't know existed.

09.08.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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