Mrs Jones

It wouldn't be quite as messy as nachos if a home run ball landed in it. Nevertheless you should finish eating it before the game starts. 😂

I call upon the ghost of Walter Cronkite to haunt CBS executives in their dreams for the rest of their natural lives.

The ghost of Jeffrey Epstein is doing the work for us.

My spouse, who is disabled from having a leg amputated, voted for that thing in the White House.
Now he's wondering what's going to happen to him.
It's tempting to tell him "You gonna die, dude."

All of this just because people didn't want a woman in the White House.

"Dear" GOP: STOP BLAMING EVERYTHING ON ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION!

Somewhere, Plato is laughing his ass off at all the idiots trying to find a continent he totally made up.

Can we paint a big bull's-eye on Mar-a-Lago?

In case there’s any question…

I want to be totally clear

two men are standing next to a car in a garage and talking to each other . ALT: two men are standing next to a car in a garage and talking to each other .

It's always two weeks. I keep thinking of the Money Pit.

Ah, the famous two-week timeline.

All the Adderall in the world cannot keep you going forever.

They are creating violence where there is none because they require violence to justify tightening their grip.

Stick the three of them in a room together and let them ugly each other to death.

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If he keeps criticizing Putin, the Idiot might no longer be useful. Just saying.

How would he pose for photos if he didn't have thumbs?

Blame it on that east coast weather.

Hasn't he been given enough rope to hang himself with yet?

Congress when they vote to do cut Social Security.

Is it time for torches and pitchforks yet?

😘

I hope his plane crashes.

The last fellas who came from Chicago, were given a rigorous education in Catholicism and then claimed to be on a mission from God? They destroyed a suburban shopping mall, wrecked about 300 police cars and ended up in Joliet penitentiary.

Just saying.

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I've been wondering.....has MTG thought of holding a town hall?

I stand with Jasmine....

I think Pamela looks cute! And comfortable with herself.

Happy 99th birthday Sir David Attenborough🎁