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Yup

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a Finnish man in a white bucket hat and blue pullover smoking a pipe with three baby squirrels climbing on his arms and chest

sorry babe, I can't come over- partying in the woods with baby squirrels

Also an emotional abuser tactic, at least in my experience. It’s fucking exhausting (which is part of the point).

In case any of you might be interested--I wrote a bunch of stories about her that I think are pretty fun:

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Someone should make a miniature bulldozer that can be operated by a housecat. Generally I don't think cats should be allowed to operate bulldozers but I think we can all agree it would be pretty funny to see at least once

Oh no. I hope she knows you’re there and feels loved and peaceful.

i hear fireworks. did it happen?

Those pigeons were like “NO THANK YOU”

🎶 “Your Anti-Elon Tesla Club Decal Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore”

yep he’s worth a peek

Damn, my grandmas would still be here.

komusō monks or komusō styled shakuhachi players walking along in white robes with straw baskets on their heads

Posting through the horrors

We salute the great shitposters of the past who took the time to type up and photocopy their jokes, such as the anonymous 1980s queer who came up with this alternate hanky code

Oh god look at her. Not a single brain cell (complimentary)

I’ve never read Miss Fury but this lady is Goals

"BIRTH OF A NATION is racist but we have to admit that it invented the grammar of film."

No, it didn't.

But also, why are they doing this? Why do they feel the need to qualify their condemnation? Do they admire the bronzework on Confederate statues too?

This ain't it, guys.

I pretty regularly diss DW Griffith in these parts and it is for the very simple reason that the study and enjoyment of silent films as a hobby has been a cozy little hideout for Confederates since the rise of the talkies and I think it's high time we clean up the joint.

I was hoping you’d see this! At least once he actually watched some of it he revised his opinion. 😅

Maury, a gray tabby tuxedo cat, lounging in the sun on a table next to the window. He’s facing left, looking out the window, and is exceptionally handsome.

May I interest you in a solar-powered Boy

Now he has lifted his head and turned to look at us with a disapproving expression.

Judgment Update

FUN FACTS:
🍖 the animatronic Paddington consumes forty pounds of raw meat per day!
🪄 Before every performance, the warding circle around the stage must be carefully re-engraved!
🔪 After each matinee one lucky theatregoer is randomly selected to meet Paddington!

That’s an amazing collection.

Close up of the mask of my Fortunato costume; it's big paper mache mask of a green zombie face with one eyeball dangling out of its socket, with gritted teeth and a tiny mustache. The mask has a pointy jester cap that's half pink and half orange. It's framed by the big blue paper mache wall prop that I'm wearing; more on that in the other pics.

Side view of me walking while wearing my Fortunato costume. I'm carrying a big blue paper mache brick wall prop in front of me. I'm wearing a suit that's half pink and half orange, with little suns and moons on it.

Me standing in the middle of the street wearing my Fortunato costume. I'm standing with legs apart and my head tilted. The big blue paper mache brick wall prop in front of me is hiding most of my boy. I've got two fake zombie hands sticking out from the wall; one is a holding a fake bottle of amontillado, and the other is gripping the wall near my head. My real hands are hidden behind the wall, holding it up.

Close up of some parts of my Fortunato costume after I've taken them off. The big brick wall prop is leaning against a real wall. I've set my mask into the big hole at the top of the wall. Below my head, there's a smaller hole in the wall, with a fake arm and hand sticking out of it, holding a fake bottle. The other fake hand is next to the mask, gripping the edge of the wall.

Now that I've finally got our Mardi Gras gallery sorted for Cryptique, I wanna post one last batch of photos of my Fortunato (zombificato!) costume, from our Cryptique photographer and a few other nice folks.

A quintet of young pearl oyster mushrooms grow like overlapping mollusks from the side of a moss speckled log. All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

Hmm might depend on the tea as well. Was it cooked pu-erh? Dark super dried-out leaves, tastes like mulch? Raw pu-erh is a lot lighter and has a generally more appealing flavor. Just realized I have no idea how much you’re into tea and I’m probably telling you stuff you already know, sorry!

Oh hell yeah

I can’t help it, every time International Women’s Day rolls around all I can think of is Paula Poundstone saying “THE Year of THE Woman? What old white guy thought that up?” from a standup set in 1992

This is kind of nice, actually

Jubilee, the white and black cat, lies on the bed.

Good morning to you from Jubilee, the fuzzy wonder

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