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ice sculpture reading prosecute ice at the minnesota state capitol on february 5 2026

ice sculpture reading prosecute ice at the minnesota state capitol on february 5 2026

This morning at the Minnesota State Capitol.

An ice sculpture that reads "PROSECUTE ICE". I'm told the organization behind the sculpture is Common Defense.

05.02.2026 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7265    ๐Ÿ” 1814    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62

The gaslighting is relentless.

05.02.2026 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 377    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Ex-Prince Andrew on FBI shortlist of powerful men accused of abuse The former Duke of York was on a PowerPoint presentation drawn up by agents from the Child Exploitation and Human Trafficking Task Force just last year, the Epstein Files show.

'The men have forcefully denied allegations of any wrongdoing and having knowledge of Epstein's criminal activities. Many have played down how well they knew him, if at all.'

Ah, collective amnesia. ๐Ÿ™„

#Andrew #Epstein

05.02.2026 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahaha

05.02.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not in training, then?

05.02.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep.

05.02.2026 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ex-MI6 Spy insists Epstein was a Russian spy and blackmailing Trump
YouTube video by LBC Ex-MI6 Spy insists Epstein was a Russian spy and blackmailing Trump

#Epstein #Russia

05.02.2026 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Never a truer word...

@diane-t.bsky.social

#ICE

05.02.2026 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In ICEโ€™s War, the Public Is Winning After stockpiling 35,000 weapons in Minneapolis, ICE suddenly withdraws

๐Ÿšจ Munitions inventory leaked to me shows Border Patrol is stockpiling over 35,000 weapons in Minneapolis for crowd control.

Full inventory here:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/in-ices-wa...

04.02.2026 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2241    ๐Ÿ” 878    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73    ๐Ÿ“Œ 81
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I never understood how people of faith could vote for this degenerate scumbag.

05.02.2026 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7866    ๐Ÿ” 1782    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1250    ๐Ÿ“Œ 252
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Warning of long airport queues under new EU border control system Airport organisation says queues could last up to six hours over the summer holidays.

Lovely Brexit!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

05.02.2026 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

#Mandelson: "I was ignorant of #Epstein's crimes because of the lies he told me.

"I was wrong to believe him following his conviction and to continue my association with him afterwards.Like everyone else I learned the full truth about him after his death."

Is there an apology template? ๐Ÿค”

#Starmer

05.02.2026 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RFK Jr. Wants Us To Drink More Raw Milk. Raw Milk Just Killed a Newborn Baby After Mother Drank It During Pregnancy A tragic infant death highlights the high stakes of unpasteurized dairy.

Since states are prosecuting doctors across state lines for providing abortion advice, I call on the New Mexico AG to indict RFK Jr for murdering this infant.

www.zmescience.com/medicine/raw...

05.02.2026 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mine's boggling right now. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

05.02.2026 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

* Bild claims acid injections used to alter suit measurements

* Wada: โ€˜If anything was to come to the surface we would look at itโ€™

๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ถ

2/

05.02.2026 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#Headline of the Day

โ€˜Penis injectionโ€™ doping claims in Winter Olympics ski jumping investigated by Wada - Guardian

๐Ÿ˜ถ

1/

05.02.2026 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€˜s the spirit.

05.02.2026 10:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9860    ๐Ÿ” 2935    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Appalling.

05.02.2026 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally, a politician prepared to fight against the huge roll in public life being handed over to Palantir by our corrupt govts.

Why is Palantir being given NHS contracts? They are reportedly involved with rounding up migrants in the US and targeting mainly civilians in Gaza.

05.02.2026 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 333    ๐Ÿ” 94    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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How come the thoroughly obnoxious #ZiaYusuf is on #bbcqt AGAIN tonight?!

His last appearance was only two months ago, on 4th December, when he was extremely rude to everyone, including a senior doctor in the audience.

FFS.

#BBC

05.02.2026 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have just stepped down from a local lobbying group I founded in #Brighton a few years ago.

It's a #Labour council, which does its best - in assorted ways - to side-step engagement on issues where it knows there's local opposition.

This is destroying grassroots democracy. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

#BHCC

05.02.2026 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€œMandyโ€ - Keir Starmer ft Crewkerne Gazette
YouTube video by The Crewkerne Gazette โ€œMandyโ€ - Keir Starmer ft Crewkerne Gazette

#Starmer #Mandelson

05.02.2026 10:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#Headline of the Day

Hilarious moment rodent scurries past Kemi Badenoch as she gives TV interview -Mail

Probably scampering off to join #ReformUK.

05.02.2026 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yes, of course Epstein had extensive Israeli connections, but the Russian ones are just evidentially more extensive โ€” that was where the money and trafficable women were

05.02.2026 09:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 543    ๐Ÿ” 272    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

It does. ๐Ÿ˜ถ

05.02.2026 09:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Trump RAGES After European Opera ROASTS Him!
YouTube video by Really American Trump RAGES After European Opera ROASTS Him!

Your Tiny Hand Is Frozen it ain't...

#Trump

05.02.2026 09:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At some point, I'm hoping for an apology* from those who attacked me so viciously for my ongoing criticism of Starmer.

Surely the penny MUST have dropped by now, even for the most veteran Labour cultists...

(*Note: I'm not expecting one. Hope and expectation aren't plotted on the same axis.)

05.02.2026 09:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ukrainians warned for years that Europe's human rights chief was a Kremlin conduit. The Epstein files just proved them right. - Euromaidan Press Epstein files reveal how Council of Europe chief Jagland offered to connect the convicted sex offender to Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov.

๐Ÿšจ Ukrainians warned for years that Europeโ€™s human rights chief was a Kremlin conduit. The Epstein files just proved them right.

Thorbjรธrn Jagland offered to connect Jeffrey Epstein to Lavrov. KGB defectors had named him โ€œYuriโ€ decades earlier
euromaidanpress.com/2026/02/04/u...

04.02.2026 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 335    ๐Ÿ” 244    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Prince William-backed charity accepted Epstein donation after his child sex conviction Epstein tried to use philanthropy to resurrect his reputation. There is no suggestion the Prince of Wales was aware of the donation

#Epstein #PrinceWilliam

05.02.2026 09:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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