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Follow my Kentucky Conjurer profile for witchcraft events and projects: @kentuckyconjurer.bsky.social I post weird stuff and sass.

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#Evansville #Indiana #8thDistrict

06.03.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're about to start seeing multi-generational homes again.
& before someone of you start talking about how great is, just remember someone is going to have to stay home with your parents since they won't have funds to stay in their nursing home or assisted living facility or get prof in home care.

06.03.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A man went to the movies and was surprised to find a woman with a big collie sitting in front of him. Even more amazing was the fact that the dog always laughed in the right places through the comedy. "Excuse me," the man said to the woman, "but I think it's astounding that your dog enjoys the movie so much." "I'm surprised myself," she replied. "He hated the book." Graham Foster in Tomahawk, Wisconsin, Leader, quoted by Debbie Christian in Milwaukee Journal

A man went to the movies and was surprised to find a woman with a big collie sitting in front of him. Even more amazing was the fact that the dog always laughed in the right places through the comedy. "Excuse me," the man said to the woman, "but I think it's astounding that your dog enjoys the movie so much." "I'm surprised myself," she replied. "He hated the book." Graham Foster in Tomahawk, Wisconsin, Leader, quoted by Debbie Christian in Milwaukee Journal

03.03.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This was posted as a full page paid advertisement in today’s New York Times

03.03.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 31155    πŸ” 8250    πŸ’¬ 1037    πŸ“Œ 559

Anyone else feeling more and more punk every day?

27.01.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Tank Girl in a denim vest pulling on her biker boot, smoking a cig. 

Text: I can't let things be this way. We can be wonderful. We can be magnificent. We can turn this shit around.

Tank Girl in a denim vest pulling on her biker boot, smoking a cig. Text: I can't let things be this way. We can be wonderful. We can be magnificent. We can turn this shit around.

28.01.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Know Your Rights with ICE - Immigrant Defense Project Set of infographics explaining who is at risk of ICE arrest, what to do if ICE enters your home, and how ICE lies to people.

www.immigrantdefenseproject.org/know-your-ri...

28.01.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Four panel comic
First panel, person with long curly hair sitting on the bed, holding up one bare leg that's covered in leg hair.
Second panel, holding up a pair of black, super opaque tights.
Third panel, pulling up tights.
Fourth panel, walking around in a white dress with black tights and tons of leg hair are sticking out of the tights.

Four panel comic First panel, person with long curly hair sitting on the bed, holding up one bare leg that's covered in leg hair. Second panel, holding up a pair of black, super opaque tights. Third panel, pulling up tights. Fourth panel, walking around in a white dress with black tights and tons of leg hair are sticking out of the tights.

Artist: Cassandra Calin
cassandracalin.tumblr.com

27.01.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ACCURATE.

27.01.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 18783    πŸ” 5221    πŸ’¬ 802    πŸ“Œ 393
Black and white photo of four farmers standing in front of a cornfield and looking out over an irrigation ditch in pensive thought.

Black and white photo of four farmers standing in front of a cornfield and looking out over an irrigation ditch in pensive thought.

Cornbread Mafia picking out their name:
"What we gonna call ourselves?"
" Don't know. What do we all like?"
"Pot."
"That's too obvious. What else?"
"I dunno. I don't know anyone who don't like cornbread."
#KentuckyLife

27.01.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Poor Jimmy!

24.01.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's been a morning!!!

24.01.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Nigel the Muppet conducting the Muppet Orchestra.

Nigel the Muppet conducting the Muppet Orchestra.

24.01.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The gas pump: Do you have a rewards card? Do you want a receipt? Do you want a car wash? Do you...

Me:
[Picture of Jack Nicholson/Jack Torrance at the end of The Shining, frozen stiff and surrounded by snow]

The gas pump: Do you have a rewards card? Do you want a receipt? Do you want a car wash? Do you... Me: [Picture of Jack Nicholson/Jack Torrance at the end of The Shining, frozen stiff and surrounded by snow]

It's still fucking cold πŸ₯Ά

24.01.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
How to greet someone in the south. 
Three panels of a hand on a steering wheel, driving down a country road. 
Panel 1: 1 finger means "Hey" 
Panel 2: 2 fingers means "How are y'all?"
Panel 3: Entire hand means "How's ya Mom'n 'em?"

How to greet someone in the south. Three panels of a hand on a steering wheel, driving down a country road. Panel 1: 1 finger means "Hey" Panel 2: 2 fingers means "How are y'all?" Panel 3: Entire hand means "How's ya Mom'n 'em?"

#SouthernLife

24.01.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Scene from Napoleon Dynamite where Napoleon is feeding Tina, the llama. Xena Warrior Princess has been photoshopped onto Tina so she looks like a centaur. 
Text: Xena, eat. Eat the food!

Scene from Napoleon Dynamite where Napoleon is feeding Tina, the llama. Xena Warrior Princess has been photoshopped onto Tina so she looks like a centaur. Text: Xena, eat. Eat the food!

24.01.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two ears of corn and a scoop filled with cracked corn. 

Text: I care, Jimmy. I care.

Two ears of corn and a scoop filled with cracked corn. Text: I care, Jimmy. I care.

24.01.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Woman in colorful outfit with yellow sunglasses lounging on a bench. 
Text: I'm at the stage of my life where I keep myself out of unnecessary arguments, so even in you tell me 1+1=5 you're absolutely correct, enjoy!

Woman in colorful outfit with yellow sunglasses lounging on a bench. Text: I'm at the stage of my life where I keep myself out of unnecessary arguments, so even in you tell me 1+1=5 you're absolutely correct, enjoy!

24.01.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
It literally feels like January 74th.

It literally feels like January 74th.

24.01.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
For those who wish to send a postcard of support to the Bishop fo Washington for her sermon of love, especially as the Bishop is under attack.

Address: The Rt Revd Mariann Edgar Budde
Episcopal Church House
Mount St Alban
Washington, DC 20016-5094 USA

For those who wish to send a postcard of support to the Bishop fo Washington for her sermon of love, especially as the Bishop is under attack. Address: The Rt Revd Mariann Edgar Budde Episcopal Church House Mount St Alban Washington, DC 20016-5094 USA

For those who wish to send a postcard of support to the Bishop fo Washington for her sermon of love, especially as the Bishop is under attack.

Address: The Rt Revd Mariann Edgar Budde
Episcopal Church House
Mount St Alban
Washington, DC 20016-5094 USA

23.01.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sure if anyone remembers when Microsoft put out its first AI enabled chat bot, Tay in 2016. Users had it tweeting racial slurs, profanity and holocaust denialism. It was pulled in two days. Best of luck to Sam Altman and the ChatGPT team when the guard rails are removed! #chatgpt #tay #AI

23.01.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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45 years ago
Beware is an EP by the American punk rock band Misfits, a combination of the singles "Bullet" and "Horror Business", released January 1980.

#punk #punks #punkrock #horrorpunk #beware #misfits #history #punkrockhistory

23.01.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
Newspaper clipping
Ahlgrim & Sons Ltd. Funeral Parlor & Mini-Golf. 201 N Northwest Hwy, Palatine, Il. Free inside mini golf. call ahead, because play is canceled if there is any funeral work. "We want folks to know we're not so scary; we're people. A funeral parlor is not a dark place, but a safe and secure one.

Newspaper clipping Ahlgrim & Sons Ltd. Funeral Parlor & Mini-Golf. 201 N Northwest Hwy, Palatine, Il. Free inside mini golf. call ahead, because play is canceled if there is any funeral work. "We want folks to know we're not so scary; we're people. A funeral parlor is not a dark place, but a safe and secure one.

Thank you! I've noticed all the freaking bots!

#FuneralHumor

22.01.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of Medusa backflow incense burner. On each side of her is a bowl with a rotten apple and a candle burning in it. Before her are a large nut and dried fruit. 
Text: Operation Shade - Fetching Justice
operationshade@gmail.com

Photo of Medusa backflow incense burner. On each side of her is a bowl with a rotten apple and a candle burning in it. Before her are a large nut and dried fruit. Text: Operation Shade - Fetching Justice operationshade@gmail.com

If you are a witch in the Evansville, IN/western KY area & interested in info about a local social justice hexing group, DM me. We meet 5-6 times per year as a group (at least) & do scheduled monthly workings in our own homes.
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#Witch #Witchcraft #Hex #HexTrump #HexScotus #HexChristofascism

22.01.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The venue we frequent the most is the world famous Melody Inn in Indianapolis, Indiana! It is both our most played venue and our home away from home!!! #melodyinn #indianapolis #indiana #punk #punkrocknight #punkrovk #punkmusic #psychobilly #rockabilly #rocknroll #musicsky

22.01.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Pari!

22.01.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I started the feeds last night so hopefully that helps. Thanks for being my friend here!

22.01.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a red headed vulture stretching its wings while sitting on a bench.

Photo of a red headed vulture stretching its wings while sitting on a bench.

It's really weird being on a new SM and trying to make friends as an introvert.

In case anyone is interested, I like vultures and funeral humor.

This one is a fav of mine. A rescue at Wesselman woods that couldn't be released after medical care.

I'll save the funeral humor for another day.

22.01.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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42 years ago today
Glenn Danzig of The Misfits at the Goleta Community, Center, January 21, 1983.

Photo by Alison Braun

#punk #punks #punkrock #misfits #glenndanzig #history #punkrockhistory #otd

21.01.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 372    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

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