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i am highkey scared of him lmao

he’s right about larvotto it IS always very nice. why did no one tell me there was such thing as a beach where you can walk out of the water and into a patisserie and bring pastries back to your towel and no one will steal your shit and also the water isn’t trying to end your life

incredible ✨

lmaoooooo i just found this in my capcut account i remember starting it but i have ZERO memory of finishing it OR adding all the stupid effects i must have been jet lagged to shit 💀

Seconds is sounding really promising in the intro. Got that pulsating beat I always love. And uplifting sound. Oh my god it's about the JFK assassination LMAO HELP. WAIT THERES EVEN A HUGE GUNSHOT SOUND EFFECT IN THE MIDDLE LMAO THIS IS SO SILLY BUT I LOVE IT. It's like they're PERSONALLY angry at Harvey Lee Oswald I'm dying.

so ive started this thing where each morning while i have a coffee i pull a random record of my mums and listen to the whole album and make a few notes on what i think of it

today i had a rollercoaster of an experience with the human league

protecting my peace by letting the lollipopman recap be the only piece of post hungary f1 content i consume lmao

the way it’s been on the doors since the melbourne episode 💀

the sad little lewis is sending me lmao poor lil guy

HELP 😭

bruh i got out of bed this morning and stretched and i swear to god i broke my neck lmao i just lifted my arms above my head and like, stretched upwards and it made the most foul sound and now i'm broken my neck hurts so bad am i seriously that old 😅

YouTube video by Autoracer Dentro il caos Leclerc in Ungheria: cosa è successo?

Autoracer (not always the most reliable but do good analysis from a technical perspective) did a live explaining what may have been the issue for Charles Sunday:

since it’s in Italian, here’s a synopsis of what they discussed (THREAD):

me: what if i stayed a week in paris, a week in menton during race week, and then went to monaco for like... 6 weeks? that sounds good???

also me: there must be some mistake lmao my spreadsheet says that's gonna cost 20 thousand dollars???????

i'm so fucking delusional lmao every single time i plan one of these trips i'm like "this one will be way cheaper than the last one! and then i'm surprised to find out that it absolutely, categorically WILL NOT be 💀

nurse!!! she's looking at monaco airbnbs again!!! she's made a spreadsheet!!! send help!!!

france/monaco was hard, mostly because i dont think ive EVER seen so many dogs in all my life hahahaha. they love their dogs so much and it was really bittersweet to see. thankfully mostly all dachshunds or little fluffies so at least they didn't look like her 😅

thank you 🫂 i know what happened was not my fault but being responsible for a dog feels impossible, at least for now. i can't even walk my aunts dog anymore when she visits 😔

like i know i am a good dog owner, but so many others are so careless. i couldn't go through it again.

my god, exactly!!!! it's ALWAYS the older ones that think it's ok to say stuff like this 🥴 it's like they truly don't know how to just say... i'm so sorry, that must be so hard???

they want to fix everything and it's like... i don't need you to try to fix it? suggesting a new dog is NOT a fix 🙃

people were asking me about another dog within WEEKS of what happened to maisie. can’t even fathom how they thought that was ok.

i told them probably never because i don’t think i can walk a dog ever again and they would give me this look like “aw, you’ll get over it” 🙃

ohhhhhh this is so not on. whether they intended it or not it really reads like “oh, you’re still upset about that? how about thinking about something other than yourself. plus it’s a replacement dog!!”

im so sorry they thought it was the right thing to say, it’s super condescending.

bonus points, get third place in the worlds all time most fraudulent rage bait- i mean ranking system

they’re all trying to say he pulled off a “miracle” one stop but literally fuck right off. half the grid one stopped and he’s driving the tyre whispering rocketship

a guide to the hungarian gp: norris edition

double bottle quali > bottle race start (again) > lose places > get stuck behind a MERC > backup strategy bc of all the bottling > almost crash for no reason > backup strategy accidentally the right one > STILL almost lose to team mate >

…profit???????

“Girl who’s gonna be ok” meme and it’s Charles leclerc smiling

good morning!!! the sun is shining after like 2 weeks of rain and formula 1 isn’t real!!!!! thank god!!!!!!

i blame him for this actually, im pretty sure he gave me the genetic deficiency that results in always following the self sabotaging, it’s so over/were so back cycle brand of sports team

which is probably why he called lmao

a photo of Charles leclerc reading?? A book?? In the ferrari garage with text over top: *writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity

race weekend so bad MY DAD called me today for a welfare check after seeing the highlights i haven’t spoken to him in WEEKS 💀

a meme with text: behind every depressed person is an even more depressed person and the photo is charles Leclerc standing in the background on Max Verstappen’s media pen interview

HELP 💀

honestly there have been some doozies but it feels like it’s been ages since we had one that was so… depressing 😔

Charles leclerc laying down on a trampoline during a photo shoot

oscar piastri laying on the floor of the cool down room exhausted after a race

piastri-leclerc fam how we doing today lol

real i truly feel like ive been hit by a train after that lmao charles was one thing and oscar finished me off. we need to come together in these trying times 😅

never happened, spa was the last race before the break same as last year 🙃

a photo of charles leclerc in a red 2025 team kit shirt in a red background. There’s a red light shining on one half of his face and he looks like the most depressed little mouse to have ever lived

good morning…….. i did not hallucinate the race 😔

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"I think we could have won today, but we will return after the summer break and give it our all to come back stronger."

Charles leclerc sitting on the p1 box thing in Parc fermé after finishing on pole in Hungary. He is facing away from the camera, looking at his car.

Death By A Thousand Cuts - Live From Paris Taylor Swift Gave you too much but it wasn't enough But I'll be all right, it's just a thousand cuts @ spotify