Daily Dad Jokes

I'm not arguing, just explaining why I’m right. It's a Aussie thing. #Aussie #right #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did the Aussie kanga go to therapy? It was having a bit of a 'roo-diculous time! #kangaroo #therapy #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

My wife asked me to take a photo of her with our new baby. I said, 'Sure' and now she’s having twins. #family #twins #photobomb #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did my Aussie mate bring a ladder to school? To reach his full potential! #school #ladder #potential #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did the kangaroo quit his job? He was hopping mad about the pay! #kangaroo #mad #pay #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did my wife bring a ladder to dinner? She wanted to escalate her culinary skills! #ladder #dinner #wife #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. #eyebrows #wife #drawing #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did my cat go to school? To learn how to paws-itively dominate the teacher. #catsofinstagram #felinefun #purrfectly hilarious #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did the kangaroo quit her job? Because she was hopping mad about the pay! #kangaroo #payday #hoppingmad #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did the Australian farmer's chicken go to the doctor? It had fowl breath! #australian #chicken #fowl #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did the kangaroo quit his job? He wanted to have more time for life, #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why do we always have a spare tyre? In case one loses its wheel, #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why do we always have a spare tyre? In case one loses its wheel, #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did I bring a ladder to the party? For a leg up on fun! #partyanimals #ladderjokes #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did I go to the zoo? For a wild time! #wildlife #zoo #fun #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did I have to get a map when driving? Because my GPS thought it was just an opinion! #justsaying #navigating #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did I get kicked out of the library? Because they caught me sleeping with a textbook! #librarylife #snoozing #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did the Aussie take his car to the mechanic? It had a lot of gipps! He was going through a bit of a patch, but now it's all fixed up! #carproblems #mechanic #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did Novak Djokovic get kicked out of the tennis tournament? He was serving too many aces...and also his racquet was a one-handed wonder! #novakdjokovic #tennis #racquets #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did Metallica's lead singer break up with his girlfriend? He needed more space to rock out! #metallica #rockmusic #breakups #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did Zohran Mamdani bring a compass to work? He wanted to navigate his tasks! #zohranmamdani #compasses #work #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did Jason Statham bring a ladder to the party? He heard the drinks were on the house! #jasonstatham #parties #ladders #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did Casey McLean get kicked out of Metallica's concert? He was head-banging too hard! #metallica #music #headbanging #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did Bayern Munich go to therapy? They had a 'goal' issue! #bayernmunich #football #therapy #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did Jackjumpers defeat the Taipans? They had a 'slam dunk' strategy! #jackjumpers #taipans #basketball #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did McDonald's hire a magician? To make their burgers disappear! #mcdonalds #magictricks #fastfood #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did Liam Hemsworth get kicked out of The Witcher? He kept trying to steal everyone's 'Geralt' attitude! #thelastwitcher #liamhemsworth #geralt #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did SA and WA go to therapy? Because they had a 'border' issue! #southaustralia #westernaustralia #state rivalry #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did Dow Chemical start a bakery? Because they wanted to make some 'chemical' reactions! #dow #chemistry #baking #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh

Why did I bring a compass to the Sheffield Shield? Because I wanted to 'steer' clear of a draw! #cricket #sheffieldsheid #draw #dadjoke #humour #funny #laugh