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april 1-7 2026 stay tuned for prompts! https://bluecrackficweek.straw.page/
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21.02.2026 22:01 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
“Does this have to be a NSFW piece?” No, definitely not! This can be a punchline, or a very awkward miscommunication, or an emergency room AU… “What isn’t intended to be a sex toy?” God, I know, right? Just kidding. Things without flared bases, biodegradable objects, breakable objects…
prompt 6: sir, that is not intended to be a sex toy. what it says on the tin, however you want to manifest it. a hilarious alt: sir, are you aware that [object you're using for entirely innocent/unrelated purposes] is a sex toy?? bring us your silliest, most hilariously unsafe creations, friends
20.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
serious setup, unserious execution alternatively, unserious setup with a serious execution (also known as crack treated seriously.) example: the world cup final match is upon us. unfortunately, isagi just huffed a bunch of helium and now his trash talk against kaiser isn't very impressive... day 5 - april 5th
prompt 5: serious setup, unserious execution (or vice versa). bllk match but the soccer ball is a watermelon. someone stole the character's snacks, now they must fight to the death. keep it silly, friends
19.02.2026 15:49 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
he would NOT say that incorrect quotes correct quote, wrong context no he* wouldn't say that...unless you put him in a situation where he'd HAVE to say that *character gender is yours to decide day 4 - April 4th
prompt 4: incorrect quotes. you decide - incorrect context for this canon quote? someone else said this but now you're gonna make this person say it? the most absurd flavor of "he would not say that" you can conceive of? we look forward to seeing some of our faves paired with some unhinged quotes 👏👏
19.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
transformation make that character into a... -cat -horse -leaf -soccer ball -roomba -egg -the concept of autumn permanently or not permanently. do it to more than one character, even. day 3 - april 3rd
prompt 3: transformation. please we are trusting u all to make the silliest most fucked up transformations out there. this one's pretty self-explanatory but honestly if u can come up with some even funnier interpretation of 'transformation' we're all ears
17.02.2026 17:56 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
crackships need we say more? anything goes. yes, even that character mentioned once. yes, even that character from another fandom. yes, even messi. he emailed us and said it was cool. day 2 - april 2nd
prompt 2: crackships. we're talking one step beyond rarepairs, or twenty steps. ship multifandom, ship that no-name bg chara we have zero info on, ship smth so mind-boggling and hilarious that everyone who sees it feels inexplicably compelled to click just to see what you could possibly be thinking
16.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0👀👀👀
16.02.2026 19:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fuck up that trope -Inverted tropes: "too many beds", or "1+5 things" -Crack AUs: coffee shop, but it's undergoing several health code violations -Unlikely porn scenarios: Um, Mr. Pizza guy, I don't have any money... Day 1 - April 1st
prompt 1: fuck up that trope. make it sillier. invert it. take it to the extreme. we have the power. we want 50k of "abstinence pollen" on our desk by april 1st. stepbro is stuck in the washing machine. put them in the stone age, let's see some SILLINESS 👏👏👏👏
15.02.2026 22:39 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Day 1: Fuck Up That Trope Day 2: Crackships Day 3: Transformation Day 4: He would NOT say that Day 5: Serious setup, unserious execution Day 6: Sir that is not intended to be a Sex Toy Day 7: Free Crack
IT'S TIME TO GET CRACKING (and don't worry, if any of these are confusing, stay tuned, cause we've got examples and ideas incoming over the next week!)
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Welcome to Blue Lock Crack Week! This is a crack fic week for blue lock fic crack week fic hand hook car door man Thanks for participating in advance April 1-7 2026 Image shows text in comic sans colored rainbow with a low opacity tongue-out Rin Itoshi in the background
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Blue Lock Crack Week is coming up SOON this is NOT A JOKE. well. it is funny, but it IS happening
starting april 1 - also not a joke, so take us seriously, but also take us unseriously
prompts coming soon!
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