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Mike Robertson

@carpenoctemhaunts.bsky.social

I like Halloween. Maybe a little too much. I have other interests as well.

43 Followers  |  59 Following  |  39 Posts  |  Joined: 27.11.2024  |  1.6877

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He’s clairvoyant also?! Praise Orange Jesus! #usmcangryveteran

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Remember in starwars, it was the tariffs that started it all.

03.04.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what happens when you order your fascism on Temu.

26.03.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
How many Tesla’s should we throw in the Boston Harbor?

How many Tesla’s should we throw in the Boston Harbor?

Sign of the day…

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"The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them." ~Turkish proverb

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EXACTLY

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Renaming the Gulf of Mexico may be the least dangerous thing Trump has done so far, but somehow, it is the most pathetic.

12.02.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who exactly benefits from higher prescription Drug prices?
Who exactly benefits from closing down USAID?
Who exactly benefits from shutting down the consumer financial protection bureau?
Who benefits from deleting the IRS direct file allowing free tax filings?

11.02.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Twitter user Neil Stone (@DrNeilIStone) post showing two images side by side. The left image is labeled 'Marco' and shows Marco Rubio with a red tie. The right image is labeled 'Polio' and shows RFK, Jr. in a suit sitting at a desk with a nameplate reading 'KENNEDY' and a microphone.

Twitter user Neil Stone (@DrNeilIStone) post showing two images side by side. The left image is labeled 'Marco' and shows Marco Rubio with a red tie. The right image is labeled 'Polio' and shows RFK, Jr. in a suit sitting at a desk with a nameplate reading 'KENNEDY' and a microphone.

Close your eyes and try to find him!

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Trump during the election: No new wars!

Trump after inauguration: We’re going to send the U.S. military in to conquer Gaza, Greenland, Canada, Mexico, and the Panama Canal!

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Elon Musk and the League of Shadows America gets government by vigilante.

"The vigilante occupies a romantic place in the American psyche. We think of Batman. But Musk isn’t fighting supervillains. He’s running around smashing windows and breaking things. He’s using his vigilante powers to vandalize the Constitution."

06.02.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 411    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 4

Trying to get there.

05.02.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Without public knowledge, Elon Musk is serving as a β€œspecial government employee” under President Donald Trump, with access to sensitive information (including your SSN) and broad authority granted by Trump.

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How many MAGAts does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Trump tells them its changed, and they all sit around in the dark clapping.

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This is how it feels dealing with a trumper right now.

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One of the first things Hitler did was destroy and burn trans research at the Institute of Sexology.

Trump has spent the past couple weeks systematically attempting to erase any trans related information that he has power over.

Just for context, you know.

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That's a perfect score.

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I'm a glasses wearing person now.

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280 days until halloween.

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It's interesting how Christian Nationalists suddenly care very strongly about not preaching politics from the pulpit when it's a female Episcopalian bishop pleading with the president to have mercy on the powerless.

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I made a meme.

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