I am a wizened professor of life.
01.10.2025 18:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am a wizened professor of life.
01.10.2025 18:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Don't forget that I love you.
Whether you like it or not.
I will be signing autographs for 2 weeks. 8x10s and I will be saying everything in my rap voice for the next two weeks.
Word.
I worked in restaurants for years and one of our terms for a kids pop was " K. Bev mod" . I would joke around with a co-worker that it would make a great hip-hop name. Today he sent me this... I used to refer to myself as k-bev mod and now I am.....
30.09.2025 22:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
And by the way...
WE WON THE DIVISION!!!
🤗🤗
You know me too well!
30.09.2025 21:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like fine wine.
17.08.2025 02:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They had a great time.
But the bigger thing?
None of them could believe the story.
I think the story of bumping into you was more exciting than the game for them. You see, I'm the biggest baseball fan at my work.
Fuck you, Gary!
15.08.2025 23:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It was a great time, Susan.
I agree!
Go Jays.
@thesmilinggoat.bsky.social
What an absolute pleasure to meet you and enjoy a blue Jays win with you today!
Sorry!
14.08.2025 20:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@thesmilinggoat.bsky.social best sign EVER!!
14.08.2025 20:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I MET THE @thesmilinggoat.bsky.social !!
40,OOO PEOPLE AND MY SEAT IS RIGHT BESIDE HER!
Be forewarned...
21.07.2025 00:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's so hot even the sun has waves coming off of it.
23.06.2025 01:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was awesome. It was on Thursday, I guess I just posted the cake because I wanted some good Blue Jays after today.
23.06.2025 01:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks, Lisa! 🤗
22.06.2025 23:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sounds perfect.
22.06.2025 23:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you, much.🤗
22.06.2025 23:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks, Jen.🤗
22.06.2025 23:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also, great elaboration.
22.06.2025 22:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had a pretty cool birthday cake.
22.06.2025 22:47 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0
Nice.
Sounds like a great day.
I'm neither social nor media.
22.06.2025 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Elaborate for my curiosity, if you would.
22.06.2025 22:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hoffman is Thanos.
He snaps his fingers and leads disappear.