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@fredandposy.bsky.social

Two rescue greyhounds in search of snacks and justice. Watched over by Fred and Posy. #SkyHounds

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Oh my goodness we completely missed this. Sending so much love

05.12.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Turned the sun up, mostly, but there’s a long list of

30.11.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh you can definitely pee on it! I don’t understand why we only get the indoor toilet for a couple of weeks but gotta make the most of the facilities when they are there!

30.11.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the most grumpiest time of the year!

26.11.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bros before hos apparently πŸ™„

25.11.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Prob still be walking if Teen3 hadn’t told him he was allowed to stop

25.11.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s a great day for martyrdom

25.11.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah we love him, he didn’t know he was allowed to stop walking us so we got a very big adventure!

24.11.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Serving! As the kids say

22.11.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly! Though to be fair, the boyfriend was magnificent - calmed her down, staunched blood, packed her snacks for hospital, babysat us and turned up the next day with two bunches of flowers (mum said it was one for each of Teen3’s brain cells)

22.11.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pfft next they will be cuddled up watching football together and singing oasis songs

22.11.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@ollywhippet.bsky.social is this a Nina thing?

22.11.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Black greyhound licks another black greyhound’s face moments after twice trying to hump him

Black greyhound licks another black greyhound’s face moments after twice trying to hump him

Ahahahahha Derek DISGRACED himself this morning! We had a random greyhound encounter and Derek engaged in some highly inappropriate non consensual behaviour with the other hound. Who, to be fair did not seem to mind, but even so! It wasn’t me!

22.11.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no poor Amy! Can’t eat bile vomz

22.11.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was a sad story of her trying on her boyfriends suit which made her β€œlook like a toddler at a wedding”, him trying to get a photo, her attempting a high tackle, too high and splat

22.11.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg so much! The Lesser Teen has been doing her final school exams, Teen3 ran into a ceiling fan, mum ran into her own emotions and we had a huge house clean out and are also getting a new bathroom! There’s barely been 20 hours a day for snoozing! How about you?

18.11.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno if mums really got her bedside manner sorted.

18.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do your legs come back like magic or does your mom have to glue them Luka?

17.11.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you that would soften it

17.11.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry you have to put up with this aboose

17.11.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have developed a condition called My Legs Fall Off In Sand. It’s very scary but somehow mum always manages to glue them back on and then I’m super excited to be not a helpless sandworm anymore

17.11.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

This all sounds very reasonable

17.11.2025 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s looking very festive!

17.11.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWhy is your horse upside down?” so rude

17.11.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello hello!!!

15.11.2025 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You could lick that wound for her, would be v helpful

15.11.2025 06:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh WOW! Is this the second iteration of KarlPark?

15.11.2025 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aaaaaaaaah!

15.11.2025 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hello our mum has been very slack. She feels bad! However she says she has been β€œgoing through some stuff”. Unacceptable. Hello to all our friends we have missed you!

15.11.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of us is making very bad smells

27.10.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

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