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Excalibear

@excalibear.bsky.social

Cigar/pipe bear. Mostly harmless. Happily married, playfully social. Conflicted academic, amateur craftsman, music enthusiast, classic horror fan, cat daddy. Very NSFW, so 21+ please. Don’t click on what you don’t want to see. Empty profiles get blocked.

3,307 Followers  |  2,611 Following  |  2,132 Posts  |  Joined: 01.09.2023  |  2.5143

Latest posts by excalibear.bsky.social on Bluesky

Bon voyage! 🥰

13.08.2025 21:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Suddenly wish I was in Lubbock

12.08.2025 17:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

❤️‍🔥

12.08.2025 15:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥵 now just lay your head back and open your mouth

12.08.2025 14:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🥰Happy Monday to you!

11.08.2025 16:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And a good morning to you, sexy bear!

11.08.2025 14:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Excalibear with a deeply bent pipe in his jaw

Excalibear with a deeply bent pipe in his jaw

Monochrome Monday

11.08.2025 14:26 — 👍 73    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 0

I miss that show so much

11.08.2025 13:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That. Is. Awesome.

07.08.2025 12:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🫂

07.08.2025 00:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Perfect

06.08.2025 20:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beauty requires no explanation

06.08.2025 13:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They look like perfect drop biscuits to this yank

06.08.2025 12:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Excalibear blowing a cloud of fragrant cigar smoke while lying in his hammock

Excalibear blowing a cloud of fragrant cigar smoke while lying in his hammock

Monochrome Monday

#cigarbear

04.08.2025 16:04 — 👍 87    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 1

Beautiful

03.08.2025 12:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I could not possibly be more jealous! By which I mean, that’s awesome!

31.07.2025 20:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can only stan

31.07.2025 18:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes Sir!

31.07.2025 18:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Make room, gentlemen

31.07.2025 17:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy birthday!

31.07.2025 11:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fresh this morning… Less fresh now

30.07.2025 18:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🔥

30.07.2025 18:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very glad you like it 🔥

30.07.2025 18:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😈❤️‍🔥😈

30.07.2025 17:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

❤️‍🔥

30.07.2025 15:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New from the package this morning, but give it a few days ... 😈

30.07.2025 15:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You're very kind -- thank you!

30.07.2025 14:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wouldn’t say no 😈

30.07.2025 14:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Excalibear in his garage, wearing a black sleeveless undershirt and a new white jockstrap

Excalibear in his garage, wearing a black sleeveless undershirt and a new white jockstrap

Cleanest it’ll ever be

30.07.2025 14:38 — 👍 195    🔁 8    💬 17    📌 1

❤️‍🔥😈❤️😈❤️‍🔥

30.07.2025 14:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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