SlipperyChip

Yuh huh :)

So if this gets 50 rebleats I’ll draw the deltaruners
All of them, Susie, Berdly, Noelle, Kris, maybe more
Together.

And if it doesn’t that’s ok I will just be self indulging with my Ralseis. I mean 25th won’t look good in the slightest but it’ll be self made and mine!

#Ralsei #Deltarune #Ralsmas

Does he know how to make a grilled cheese

Hi gill 👋

Who doesn’t?

Thx😁

Yes he is 🥰🥰🥰

Bigfoot seems like a dapper fella

OMG thank y’all for 100 followers! Rlly appreciate it! Unfortunately I didn’t have anything planned…😔

Brickmason Guy : The calmest and oldest of the bunch. He believes that patience and precision is the key to building the perfect wall. Unfortunately, the rest of the Construction Faction is far from patient and precise.

Door Guy : Somewhat normal, other than the fact he’s a “doorphile”. Do I need to explain what that means?

Pipe Guy : Pretty normal. Nothing special about him. If anything, he’s pretty enthusiastic about working.

Brick Guy : Has anger issues. He thinks that any problem can be solved with violence (so do most guys in this faction)

An entire thread of every card, location, and deity that I have made in 2024! (Note that the versions of the cards in this thread have been rebalanced. If you want to refer to one of my cards, go to this post, not my old ones.)

#cardgame

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Moxxie is the 5th deity added to the game. Moxxie happens to be the youngest out of the deities and is nonbinary. They were given the title of “deity of nuclear waste” because of their ability to spray vast amounts of radioactive waste from their arms. This waste is able to dissolve even the toughest materials at an alarming speed. The only downside to their powers is the radiation that lingers in the area afterwards. Moxxie can focus their ability to tone down the radiation in their nuclear waste, but doing this drastically reduces the rate at which it dissolves its targets. Moxxie is usually used as a last resort for dimensional threats that the other deities can’t exterminate. Moxxie’s personality can be described as apathetic. They don’t seem to show concern for their teammates or anyone else. If you were to have them witness the death of an innocent civilian, they would probably show little to no sympathy. The only person who they seem to care about is Lucille, who they’re friends with and is also the one who convinced Moxxie to play GoW.

Travis : The deity of gravity. He earned this title for his ability to shift the gravity of everyone and everything around him in a large area using his hi-tech GRAV-GAUNTLETS™️(it was his idea to trademark them). He doesn’t really work well with others, as he’s pretty self-centered and sees himself as the strongest out of every deity. Because of this, he’ll usually go out on missions by himself. He only plays GoW with the other deities as a way to kill boredom.

Bill : The Deity of Cash. Was given this title due to the sheer amount of money he possesses. He is believed to have the largest net worth across every dimension(about 27.5 billion). What lacks in physical power, he makes up for in his ability to generate cash with the flick of his wrist. He usually uses this power by donating to underprivileged dimensions. Don’t let this fool you into thinking he’s a generous guy though. As Bill stated during his interview, “Why, the last thing I’d be doing is giving these people my hard-earned cash!”(Is it really hard-earned if you can just make it out of thin air?) “But, the other Deities DID threaten to revoke my Deity status if I didn’t, so here we are...” He usually plays Guys of War often and even places bets on who will win.

Jack : Jack is the Deity of Halloween. He earned this title because of his deep affiliation with the holiday. Jack has the ability to strike fear into his opponents and make them turn on each other. He can also throw his own head as a bomb and can create a fire shield around himself or one of his guys. He is very unreliable though, as he is only present during October. His existence is mysterious, as none of the other Deities knows what he does during the rest of the year.

The Halloween Faction : The Halloween Faction is composed of a group of Halloween monsters who run a haunted house attraction which doubles as their home. The entire operation is ran by Reaper Guy. Their respective location is the Haunted House.

The Enchanted Faction : The Enchanted Faction consists of many unique fairy tale creatures. 50 years ago, before the Enchanted Forest was transported to the Guys of War (GoW) dimension, the area used to be the target of poachers who attempted to kill the wildlife and sell them for money. That all changed when 2 druids took up the role of guarding the Enchanted Forest. The druids were capable of controlling the plant life around them and using it as their primary weapon against every opponent. Although they slowed down the amount of poaching, there were still multiple attempts made to try to invade the forest. So, the 2 druids used an enchanted gem to create a barrier around the Enchanted Forest so that no one outside the forest could enter. After several years, they had a daughter and raised her inside the forest. While she was at a young age though, a witch had somehow managed plague to 2 druids with a curse that would kill them within a year. Worried for their daughter, they sought the help of a dwarf outside the Enchanted Forest to raised her. After the parents had passed away, the dwarf trained the daughter to fight with a spear and shield, since she had not been able to control plants at a high level. When the daughter grew to the age of 22, the location and everyone inside was transported to the GoW dimension. The respective location for this faction is the Enchanted Forest.

The Bank Faction : The Bank Faction is your COMPLETELY average bank ran by a perfectly stable staff composed of 5 people. Their respective location is the Bank.

Eddy : Eddy is the Deity of strength. He earned this title because of his immense strength, being able to lift entire buildings and push mountains. His strength, combined with his giant hammer than can transform into a claw/grappling hook to pull enemies closer to him makes him a fierce competitor. He also happens to be a great leader, as he can command his guys swiftly into battle and find a solution to any situation. He was easily roped into playing Guys of War simply because it was a good way to wind down after a long day of protecting civilians from dimension-level threats.

The Construction Faction : The Construction Faction is your (not so) average construction team, all ran by Bulldozer Guy. Their respective location is the Construction Site.

The Farm Faction : The Farm Faction is made up of a group of farmers who are all siblings who run their own family farm. Their respective location is the Farm.

Janitor Guy : A very tired janitor who works at The Bank. He is responsible for cleaning up the blood stains and other messes found after every battle.

Mail Guy : Just a very cherry mailman!

Safe Guy : Safeless Guy, but he’s carrying…well, a safe.

Survey Girl : Constantly pesters those who enter The Bank asking them to complete her survey. She doesn’t take no for an answer either. She and her genetically identical clones will stop at nothing to get you to complete their survey. At the edge of time, when the only ones standing are you and Survey Girl, you will be left with no other choice… but to complete her short 6 question survey.

Bank Teller Girl : One of the bank tellers working at The Bank. Is always eager to help her clients in any way.

Hacker Guy : A hacker who is a constant threat to The Bank, as he always attempts to hack into The Bank’s system to gain access to their vault

Security Guy : The security guard who works at The Bank. Sometimes goes a bit overboard with his power on those he assumes to be a threat to The Bank. The ironic thing is that whoever he assumes to be a threat is always the wrong person.

Slacker Guy : One of the bank tellers working at The Bank. He’s a chill guy who lowkey doesn’t give af.

Money Launderer Guy : One of the bank tellers working at The Bank. A very greedy man who will do whatever it takes to make quick buck, even if it means stealing the donations from the donation bin.

Safeless Guy : One of the bank tellers working at The Bank. Whenever there’s something fishy going on in The Bank, he’s pretty oblivious, which is how the robber duo and Money Launderer Guy get away with their crimes all the time.

Robber Guy : Gold Guy’s partner in crime. Robber Guy is responsible for planning their heists beforehand while Gold Guy is responsible for helping enact these heists. He’s the angrier one of the two, and he’s always quick to get pissed off whenever his plans don’t go the way he’s wants them to. The two of them haven’t actually been successful in any of their robberies.

Wet Floor Sign : A normal wet floor sign. Need I say more?

Cold-Hard Cash : Just a briefcase full of money that Safe Guy accidentally left in the break room’s freezer for too long.

Gold Guy : Robber Guy’s partner in crime. Robber Guy is responsible for planning their heists beforehand while Gold Guy is responsible for helping enact these heists. Gold Guy is the dumber one of the two, which shows when he attempts to throw the stolen gold at the cops to fend them off. The two of them haven’t actually been successful in any of their robberies.

Boulder : a remnant of what’s left of Golem after every battle

Golem : The other-other guardian of the Enchanted Forest. Still worried about the safety of the forest, the 2 druids built a golem that was assigned with the task of protecting the forest and attacking any intruders. Overtime, the Golem became interested in the beauty of nature. He would even get distracted by a butterfly while on duty sometimes. As he grew older, he evolved from being a dull husk assigned with a task to a gentle giant that had its own free will and personality.

Mushroom Girl : One of the creatures within the Enchanted Forest. She is gloomier than the other mushroom creatures and spends most of her time sulking under the trees. While she’s in a relationship with Mushroom Guy, she doesn’t pay any attention to him. When she does, it’s usually just to give him a command to follow.

Mushroom Guy : One of the creatures within the Enchanted Forest. A very enthusiastic mushroom who will take any excuse to fight. He usually does whatever Mushroom Girl tells him to do and acts as more of a servant than a boyfriend. Despite this, Mushroom Guy still thinks he’s in a healthy relationship. Poor guy.

Bush Guy : One of the creatures within the Enchanted Forest. He’s very self-conscious about his appearance and conceals his identity in a bush. He also lives in a very isolated part of the forest as to avoid social interaction. Some of the other creatures think that he’s a vicious and vile monster. Some of them will even attempt to go inside his house as a sign of bravery. To counteract this, Bush Guy made multiple traps outside his house to bounce any visitors away.

Gnome : One of the creatures within the Enchanted Forest. That’s it. Nothing special about him.

Unicorn : One of the many beautiful creatures within the Enchanted Forest. Poachers would often hunt these for their horns. While usually docile creatures, they won’t hesitate to attack if they feel threatened.

Hunter Guy : One of the poachers targeting the Enchanted Forest. When he broke though the barrier, the location was coincidentally being transported to the GoW dimension at the same time, which is how he ended up inside. He usually hunts the creatures with the Enchanted Forest, but his main goal is to steal the gem in the middle of the forest. His other goal is the kill the Nature Spirit and sell its body. Luckily, nothing can actually die in the GoW dimension, but nobody’s told him yet.

Madhatter Guy : One of the residents living inside the Enchanted Forest. Although he’s lived inside the forest for years, nobody actually knew that he lived there until after the location was transported. Not even Madhatter Guy knew other people lived in the Enchanted Forest. When he did discover that there were other people inside and outside the forest, he began to play pranks on them, such as replacing Druid Girl’s spear with a plunger and also removing the engine to Bulldozer Guy’s bulldozer. Madhatter Guy also constantly flirts with every woman in the GoW dimension. He doesn’t stop there though, as he also attempts to gain the affection of Lucille (all to no avail).

Mirror Fairy Girl : One of the creatures within the Enchanted Forest. She is apart of a civilization of fairies that lives within the forest. She is a bit of an oddity, as she is interested in collecting trinkets and objects that she finds within the forest and from humans. While the other fairies find it weird, Druid Girl is the only one who has no issue with this.

Dwarf Guy : Druid Girl’s guardian. Before they died, the 2 druids chose Dwarf Guy to take care of Druid Girl for the purpose of training her in close combat, since the parents would not be alive to train her on how to effectively control plant life in the future. Although he has never raised a child before, he still does his best to act as a parental figure towards Druid Girl.

Nature Spirit : The other guardian of the Enchanted Forest. The Nature Spirit is responsible for keeping plants alive within the forest. If the Nature Spirit were to die, so would all plant life in the Enchanted Forest. Although the entirety of the Enchanted Forest rests the the Nature Spirit’s hands, he’s pretty careless and sometimes gets himself into danger. Druid Girl usually has to keep watch on him to make sure he doesn’t get into any trouble.

Gem : The source of the Enchanted Forest’s magical barrier. After the 2 druids were gifted the gem from an unknown wizard, they hid it at the center of the forest and used it’s power to produce a barrier around the forest. A few people have broken through the barrier before to steal the gem, but none of them had been the same ever since they later their eyes on it. They stated that the gem was so stunning that they were too stunned to move while looking at it. Some even stated that the gem’s gleam was still visible when they shut their eyes

Spring Trap : A very elaborate trap made by Bush Guy to keep people away from his home.

Druid Girl : The daughter of the 2 druids. Although excellent at close-combat, she lacks the ability to control plants at a high level. The most she is able to do is make a flower bloom from the ground. Because of this, she sometimes feels self-conscious about her abilities because they aren’t as powerful compared to to her parents’.

Witch Girl : A scare actor who makes different potions for visitors to drink. Her potions are usually just for show and are completely harmless, but she sometimes accidentally mixes up an ingredient and ends up turning people into frogs.

Haunted Armor : One of the scare actors at The Haunted House. Doesn’t like confrontation, so he hides in a suit of armor to conceal his identity. Sometimes he actually believes he’s a real knight.

Reaper Guy : The manager of The Haunted House. Some people think he’s a really cruel person, but don’t let his cold persona fool you. He actually is a very considerate boss who cares a lot about his employees. Despite this, he won’t hesitate to decapitate a visitor who won’t pay the full amount for entry.

Infection Guy : A very traumatized scare actor, to say the least. He used to be a scientist who tried making an antigen that would give eternal life. It kinda worked, but obviously not in a good way. After accidentally infecting 90% of his dimension, he decided to work at The Haunted House to start anew. He doesn’t really fit the theme, but it’s not like anyone has the guts to tell him.

Frankenstein : A scare actor who’s basically a gentle giant. After the death of his creator, Victor Frankenstein, he adopted his name and dampened the grief by working at The Haunted House.

Ghost Girl : The dead owner of the house who now works as one of the scare actors. Died to a gruesome kitchen accident involving a butcher’s knife and a freshly mopped floor.

Poltergeist Girl : A scare actor at The Haunted House and Reaper Guy’s assistant. She’s probably the only one at The Haunted House who actually tries to kill the visitors. No one can really understand why she does this, since she can only communicate in the form of loud screeches.

Cultist Guy : A cultist who was given the job of advertising The Haunted House. He isn’t very good at it, since he usually advertises his cult to visitors instead of The Haunted House.

Demon Guy : Another one of the scare actors working at The Haunted House. Sort of a liability, since he almost always burns something when performing his pyrokinesis trick.

Vampire Guy/Vampire Bat : One of the scare actors working at The Haunted House. Tries to scare participants by transforming into his bat form, which is more cute than scary unfortunately for him.