Sadie Luck

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 9, Episode 1

wait no this is actually incredible youraislopbores.me

Girls Chat LIVE! With special guest, Punished Male Friend

Text in starry serif font: JAYCE TALIS. Text in cursive font: My Beautiful Wife. All of the text is in a gradient yellow font with a pink outline. Behind the first half of “Jayce” is a yellow vector graphic of a bunny head silhouette. The background is a vibrant blue gradient with 4 and 8 pointed stars sparkling around the text.

Repurposed unused graphic for wife loving activities

#JayceTalis

we live in unprecedented times 😭

*seeing Leon RE9 reload his gun* Oh Leonnnnn! Ah, pew-pew! I'm also a gun! Bang bang haha. Click click, oh no...I too am out of bullets........Leon.....................

Hey so this made me cry,

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

I need just...a very very small guitar that isn't a ukulele. Or speedrun strats for healing fractured humerus 🙃

costco online search results showing extremely expensive yellowed baseball signed by Jimmie Foxx, who I can only assume is Jamie Foxx's little brother or something

Ok costco, let's take a second here - my search was "sports bra" not "$18,499.99 baseball"

regression 😭 BACKSLIDING...😭😭

I may have to break out the ukulele 🤪

every second that I can’t practice my dumb guitar is making me a worse person :-)

screencap from freephotomuscle.com depicting two photo entries with auto-translated captions. the left is a macho man in a library wearing a pumpkin mask, captionied: "the master of the mansion, the demon" and the right is a macho kneeling in a cafe facing a cutely dressed girl captioned "a macho man who instantly kneels"

if you don't love me at my you don't deserve me at my

still from the film Adrift In Tokyo of the two leads by a bench, with the text "me, pummelled by circumstance, lacking in confidence and direction" "spamton g. spamton"

time to break my curse and catch up with deltarune

all-timer sports graphic dropped

screenshot from freephotomuscle.com, translated caption reads: "discarded macho"

screenshot from freephotomuscle.com, translated caption reads: "drowned macho"

third thought was unsurprisingly "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET BUFF UNDER THESE CONDITIONS"

unfortunately my second thought upon learning I will need to wear an arm sling for a few weeks (first thought was "fuck this") was "maybe a leather version of one of these could be cunty?"

yall agree?

Ahoy

dems treating war with iran with less urgency than my girls chat would treat an instagram story reply from an ex-situationship

Terrible horrible country as usual, feeling the doom this morning

the original order implied has ketheric cute, orin cool, and gort pathetic, but now I'm wondering if maybe cute gort might be more accurate...

the *angel* Zariel!?

ketheric, orin, and gortash respectively- *gets run over by several not-in-service CTA busses*

bg3 screencap of my beautiful drow dark urge Dev. she's a swashbuckler rogue and is very pretty and I boot up the game just to look at her tbh

staying true to my "no new Tavs 2026" but the last couple months did cause me to durge up

pompadour dogman is a selling point, to me

photo of pepsi my dog daughter

pepsi nap helped

Hmmm it's another classic Try-Not-To-Give-In-To-Despair Thursday!