Darby's Media Quarantine Zone

Where Winds Meet
Rating: A
This is shockingly enjoyable despite being open-world soulslop. Rating this generously because I have been known to enjoy soulslop every so often, and its also completely free with no p2w mtx. Fucking insane that this costs nothing and is only making bank on its cosmetics.

Austin Powers in Goldmember (Rewatch)
Rating: A
It's more Austin Powers, good movie.

Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me (Rewatch)
Rating: A
Dr Evil emotes the exact same way as Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.

Digimon Story Time Stranger
Rating: S
This game was fucking GAS, the year of Digimon is still going strong. You can tell this was a labour of love, so much care and passion put into every bit of this game. Now can I have that TCG sim before the year ends please?

The Hobbit (Maple Films Cut)
Rating: A
This is so much better paced than the original movies, some parts are a little jarring with cuts but that's to be expected. Riddles in the Dark will forever be goated.

Digimon Tamers (Rewatch)
Rating: S
It's been over 20 years and this still has the best digivolution sequences in the series. Terriermon and Renamon are also the greatest to ever do it, what perfect little blorbos. Peak fiction.

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (Rewatch)
Rating: B
This is still a fun time, idk man it's Austin Powers you kinda know what to expect.

Timeless Love
Rating: C

Scream 4 (Rewatch)
Rating: S
Kind of impressive how correct this movie got a lot of things. If anything they underestimated how crazy irl streamers are.

Scream 3 (Rewatch)
Rating: A
This is the most competent Ghostface in the series up until to this point but it entirely goes out the window and he starts fumbling when he runs into Sidney, which implies that Sidney has a Looney Tunes aura surrounding her at all times to shield herself.

Scream 2 (Rewatch)
Rating: S
I think I still like the first more, but it's very close. Randy and MIckey's beef is so funny, those two fucking hated each other, and you could see Mickey get progressively more tilted at every one of Randy's perfectly crafted comebacks.

The Haunted Mansion
Rating: B
Finally a movie that asks the question, What if the orb ponders you?

Charmed Season 3
Rating: S
Silly little witch show full of shenanigans, just ignore the horrors that await at the end of the season :)

To Catch a Yeti
Rating: F
If someone sits you down and forces you to watch this I think you should be allowed to beat them to death with a hammer.

Thunderbirds (Rewatch)
Rating: B
I still enjoy this movie despite its flaws. Penelope and Parker could have handled everything on their own which is why they were left out of half the movie.

Pokemon Mewtwo Strikes Back - Evolution
Rating: C
Why does this exist? If they really wanted to do a 3D movie they should have just done an original plot instead of a remake of the 1st movie because that way you won't have to compete with the unreasonable nostalgia of obnoxious gen 1 fans.

Norm of the North
Rating: F
Why does the main villain move like he's a fucking Dusk from Kingdom Hearts? Do real estate agents just move like that?

Death Becomes Her
Rating: B
When I'm in a petty bitch competition and my opponent is literally anyone in this movie.

Van Helsing (Rewatch)
Rating: B
This was inspired by many better movies but I still think its a fun time. Also what you are guys doing hunting monsters, the Lakers need you!

WWE Crown Jewel Perth
Rating: S
Might be tied with Evolution for my fave PPV of the year which is a huge shock. Didn't have high expectations going in but was blown away. This was an amazing experience being part of that crowd, also that Cena match rocked.

SmackDown 10th October Live Show
Rating: S
This was a pretty awesome show to be my first live event. Great matches, great crowd (that arena was LOUD), and a few wrestlers got their old themes back which is dope. The Fraxiom/Los Garza dark match absolutely whipped. Banger event across the board.

Kung Fu Panda 4
Rating: C
This movie is visually beautiful, it's just a shame it is completely hollow, there is nothing of substance here. This felt like a 90 minute filler episode.

Space Chimps (Rewatch)
Rating: D
We found out chimps can bounce like dodgeballs.

Family Guy: A Little Fright Music
Rating: C
This was such a nothing episode, maybe the most inoffensive episode of this show I've seen.

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (Rewatch)
Rating: C
This is such a stupid movie, I think I might be the first person to ever see it twice. Jim Carrey's character should be dead, he's more urine than blood.

Violent Night
Rating: D
Is the violence in the room with us right now?

Stuart Little 3 Call of the Wild (Rewatch)
Rating: D
Stuart's journey is much like Osamu Dazai's.

Hoodwinked! (Rewatch)
Rating: B
This movie looks like shit but it has really good bits in it so I forgive it. Also really good going through this again after seeing so many movies and realising just how much it pulled from for references.

Scream (Rewatch)
Rating: S
Still my fave horror movie. I love how much rewatch value this movie has, it's always a great time trying to unpack all the details you can miss while trying to solve the mystery. Also almost all the men are so pathetic it's really funny.

Victor Frankenstein
Rating: C
This movie is all over the place, it's kinda wacky and fun at certain points but I just didn't really care for it overall.