Greg

Working from home is repeatedly ensuring my mute button is on in meetings while I talk to my dog like he's a baby

It's a shame that the park and wait space at ATL airport moved. It used to be so cool to show up a bit early and watch the jets take off and land close up.

Last night a bat flew into my house. I could not convince it to leave. This morning I have no idea where the bat is, but I don't think it's outside. I think I just gained a new roommate.

Cosplay idea for someone: UnitedHealth shooter carrying a sign that says "If you see me, no you didn't."

Fuck yeah dude! That's big progress.

Probably for some. If I were to die due to societal stupidity I hope it brings people joy someday!

Modern medicine and the Internet is useless. According to my latest search my cold has either mostly stopped being contagious or will continue to be contagious for the next two weeks...

Cool. Well...cold. I guess.

I heard that Andrew Tate tried to come stretch his awkward wings here and got banned in just one day.

Sorry, hate has no home here. Stay in the bad place, thanks.

IMO, just pay someone to do it. It's way easier to maintain than dealing with a mountain of house cleaning, particularly with mental health challenges.

Friend with crypto, there's a new wave of very realistic-looking phishing emails going out, pretending to be from Ledger.

As a reminder, DO NOT EVER ENTER YOUR RECOVERY KEY ON ANY WEBSITE.

If unsure about an email, feel free to ask your local ninja turtle enthusiast.

I present, Tragedy, the one act play:

Me: "I will keep lots of tabs open that contain cool stuff I want to look at later! Also, notes in Notepad are a great idea!"

The Universe: BWAHAHAHA ENJOY YOUR 4AM SYSTEM UPDATE.

Me: *wakes up in morning* Oh. Oh no.

We need to know what this does. Please post results of experiment.

A bird just flew in my house and it’s becoming clear to me very quickly that I’m not the one in control of this situation.

…also the bird seems way less flabbergasted at this turn of events than I do.

Main card starts at 8. I think it’s the 4th fight on the main card.

Tonight, millions of people are going to be rooting for an old man to succumb to mental illness and kill the young jackass in the ring with him.

I don't know what that says about society, but I'll be one of them. #TysonVsPaul

New season of Cobra Kai, Tyson Vs Paul, and @cristela.bsky.social in town tonight.

I need a non-hateful version of a Time Turner.

Hello BlueSky.

I'm Greg. The world has provided me with yet another way to force my random thoughts into your heads.

What the world needs now is definitely another social media site.

..and yet I'm here. As Doc Holiday said, "It seems my hypocrisy knows no bounds" :)