Xavi Cado/ *AHHH*

What’s the difference between $5 and cancer?

✨I don’t have $5.✨

It’s my birthday if anyone would like to treat me 💕🥰
It will be going towards my recovery from a DNC and towards a trip to Dave&Busters 😁

*rump is passing everything except away. 🥲🥲

Everyone thinks lucid dreaming is this super hard magical paranormal thing to do, but I do it for things like seeing if I like my hair a different color. It’s just daydreaming but you’re asleep and can see things better.

What radicalized me?

Having to bury my cousin over something that gets white people a ticket or community service.

He was 20 years old with a newborn. His family never deserved this pain. And yet he was taken from us.

This is why I’m loud. This is why I March. This is why I want change.

#RIP

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Men are so girly pop and don’t even realize it.

Awe babes, you just opened your video game to dress up your character and log off?

You’d love Dress to Impress 🥰

You’re welcome 💕

Me: yeah so if you wanna learn Spanish you should start listening to Spanish music

Every white person in a 5mi radius: OMG HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO JUANES??

I miss the old days when shooting up meant heroin and not schools

McDonald’s who? 👀Idk her. 🤭💅I’m 💯 from scratch baby! 🤤 no corporate nonsense here 🙅🏽‍♀️ just 💯% juicy white breasts 🍒🍗

Arguing about a damn pop star like a toddler that just got their toy taken away. “I don’t even like that toy. I never liked that toy ever in my life.” get tf out of here.

And those of you like “well I never even liked *current problematic person*” you think that makes you cool? Bc it doesn’t. You sound just as crazy as the mfs that say “well I don’t see color”

Next time you wanna speak out about *any* BIPOC issues, ask yourself, “am I a part of the BIPOC community? am I an actual ally to the BIPOC community? or do I just want them to like me because if they do then people can’t call me racist?”

Y’all wanna advocate to make yourselves look good rather than advocating for things just to be good. And that’s where y’all need to look in the mirror and ask yourself what you’re actually trying to hide. Bc we see through all your fake “activism” the same way we see through corporate activism.

If ya’ll want someone to advocate for POC how about supporting your local POC communities and leaders and holding your friends and families up to the same morals you’re expecting from these strangers that make popular music. Or sit tf down and leave us alone.

“How dare you not be offended that white girly pop pretty girl that’s famous for being girly pop pretty doesn’t speak out about POC issues”

okay???? I don’t expect her to just jabber at the mouth with some recycled tumblr activism like the rest of y’all.

I’m so sick of white people telling POC how they need to react to things, as if they’ve ever or will ever experience racism in their lives. It’s like a new form of racism is forming.

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Just choked on the bong so hard it felt like I was gonna cough my asshole inside out.

Not booking drag kings in 2025 is very weird 🤷🏻‍♂️

Jorkin away your fever is only a good idea if you didn’t just lather yourself in vicks

Being sick and unable to cuddle my partner is such bullshit I hate it here.

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@therumour.bsky.social

Whoever filled this variety pack of hichews with blueberry needs their coochie ate like a pudding cup without a spoon

I just found a sunflower seed in my beard, and I haven’t eaten sunflower seeds in months…

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Trick or treat 👀

Respect ✊

Time to duct tape yourself back together for the show lol