I've never solved a Rubic's cube, they piss me off too much
18.06.2025 06:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I don't wanna talk about it.
19.05.2025 00:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
HE'S GETTING EXECUTED TODAY!!!
18.05.2025 12:59 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
I need Freddy "harhar" Fazbear dead.
13.05.2025 02:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
I'm gonna crash out
(Go to sleep or have a mental breakdown? Only time will tell.)
31.01.2025 18:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why does that fucking dough ball sound like me
31.01.2025 11:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
"You have a wife"
Have you considered the tax benefits?
30.01.2025 07:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
had a shitty day and making it a barista's problem.
(ordering the most complex coffee known to man)
30.01.2025 07:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
From here on I will be using the acynoms MLL because I am NOT calling her "Mommy" in any way shape or form.
17.01.2025 12:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Next person who turns on the Make-a-Friend machine and cuts off the power is gonna get their knees flipped.
17.01.2025 12:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No, they are not my children, I have no children and I have no organs to make children with.
13.01.2025 04:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Everytime I make the mistake of opening the hatch to the wack-a-wuggy minigame, there's more of those mini-me's, they are completing mitosis.
13.01.2025 04:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Jumbo Josh has got me saying "brah" at people, I hate myself.
11.01.2025 22:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I like men.
11.01.2025 22:04 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
I need him dead.
11.01.2025 21:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
