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“Quando eu olho meu saldo bancário”
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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o Twitter vai voltar 😭😭😭

CHEGA DE GATOS E CACHOEIRAS

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Vontade de meter 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 meter um atestado

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Bem vindo ao bluesky, aqui nada se cria tudo se copia

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O Twitter voltando pra todo mundo menos pra mim

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meu twitter ainda não voltou krh

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o bluesky assim que voltar o twitter:

tempo bom pra ficar na cama deitado

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“me fala sua chave pix, vou te mandar um mimo”

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O X vai voltar e o Bluesky vai virar lenda urbana igual fizeram com o Koo

I’m just a girl in the world

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dormi cansado e acordei mais cansado ainda

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A vida de quem tem Ar Condicionado

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o bluesky só entrega blueet com gif

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Na minha vez de ser adulto tudo é mil reais

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Tomar banho, Lavar o cabelo, passar hidratante, desodorante e um perfume

mood

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eu odeio a sensação de me sentir suada, grudenta e fedida por causa do calor

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o mundo se amanha nao fosse segunda feira

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Dias da semana: duram 5 dias

Fim de semana: duram 5 minutos

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Ja sinto o alarme tocando segunda-feira

@madebybru.bsky.social

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Eu: "iae mãe como foi a reunião?"

Ela:"Em casa a gnt cvs"

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O mundo se eu parasse de ver as mesmas frases na tml do bluesky

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