autumn :)

first they came for ____ and i spoke up bc they’re fucking people too who deserve goodness and i support my neighbors even if it has no direct impact on me

bi panic realizing your hot friend’s partner is also hot

me a fat white woman in purple eyeshadow and glossy red lipstick taking a mirror selfie

mama? mom? mommy?

i want to stay soft in love and life

me a fat white woman with my chest prominent in a corset and skirt wearing red lipstick

i love when a hot bitch gets the zoomies

i don’t have the bandwidth for all of the lessons yall need to learn about how to talk about fat ppl and subsequent topics

a text from me that says “this implies further my little pony religions”

normal convos

boutique bellesa Bellesa's official policy is to replace all dog-destroyed sex toys (in exchange for pupper pics) By The Bellesa Team with a photo of a beagle mix smiling happily and a sex toy destroyed

fun fact: my dog is the face of bellesa’s dog destroyed sex toy policy

a mirror selfie of me a fat white woman with blonde hair wearing a pink dress and holding a purse. there’s a screenshot of a text from me over it that says “my outfit is not giving september but it is giving crazy femme so”

bless the femmes

a silver $69 ring by ian charms called “red pill or blue pill ring”. this one has a red pill that says “gay son”

a silver $69 ring by ian charms called “red pill or blue pill ring”. this one has a blue pill that says “thot daughter”

oh my fucking god

witchcraft is just women supporting women

my new favorite bit is saying “your honor” and “objection” in everyday life

me, a fat white woman, in a halter red top with no bra and jeans sticking my tongue out and giving a peace sign in a flower field

nip

i love how sabrina carpenter made a whole album about a man with a real weird relationship with his mom

tears run down my thighs

sorry i lashed out because i hate your cishet husband

another panic attack in michael’s. when will joann return

I HEARD A CHRISTMAS SONG TODAY rip

mid size ppl who don’t admit they still have skinny privilege really pmo

i’m so grateful to have a gynecologist that actually recommends getting sterilized since i don’t want kids rather than needing to fight about it

me, a plus size fat white woman with blonde hair in a bar bathroom selfie in the mirror with lipstick kisses

oh baby, oh baby

a poster of an alien wearing lingerie and lipstick spanking and pulling the hair of a woman also wearing lingerie as an alien in a suit comes through the door. “strange and sweaty encounters weird alien love stories adults only”

didn’t expect to find this in the wild but here we are & i’m not complaining one bit

a poster of an alien wearing lingerie and lipstick spanking and pulling the hair of a woman also wearing lingerie as an alien in a suit comes through the door. “strange and sweaty encounters weird alien love stories adults only”

didn’t expect to find this in the wild but here we are & i’m not complaining one bit

i’m so grateful to have a gynecologist that actually recommends getting sterilized since i don’t want kids rather than needing to fight about it

another panic attack in michael’s. when will joann return

I HEARD A CHRISTMAS SONG TODAY rip

they take it so personally and it shows so much

exactly like they can still get clothes in stores like hello