Jay Dee

Braver than the NYPD

Does this mean we eat Buffett last?

Put Punxsutawney Phil in the wicker man to see if that is what winter needs to leave us alone

No backing band, self pre-recorded backing vocals so he can save some breath... lol

Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...

This article is a very good example of why "more training" and "more vetting" isn't the answer. Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez joined Border Patrol in 2018 and 2014 respectively. These aren't new agents. www.propublica.org/article/alex...

Luckily for yall, I just happen to have one saved

Probably happened because I put him on my daily fantasy team

I just tried to order a DJ record crate from Germany and they wouldn't even allow them to ship it to me. Process took a whole month and it never even left the country. Everything is so goddamn stupid.

omg push the green button!!! I needed more!!!

I kinda wanna do this but I've never done military and basically just service industry and music work over the past decade plus. I'm not gonna fly to Texas to find out but I wonder if they would take me.

With that 360 doggo said "suck on that, Mac McClung!"

As a lifelong anti-white shoe person, someone gave me a pair of Stan Smiths shortly after entering my 40s and idgaf I'm not going back - bite me

Happy ACAB Day to all those who celebrate, and a fuck you/eat shit to all those who don't

At least nobody reads Time anymore

Yeah dude, I'm sure Talia is super uninformed lmao. Bluesky shitlibs are fn hilarious.

When it comes to the war on Easter, I'm on the side of Bad Bunny

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

What's funny is a common theory I'm hearing is a Groyper capped Charlie, deadass

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

Dude...

YouTube video by Hunter Stair Yacht Rock 11 HD

TFW I wanna @4:34 in the comments but I should just take your advice

youtu.be/CEw3_6xWkDs?...

There's a fine line between clever and stupid (believe it or not, I find this the former)

Will the theaters have the sound in Dubly? If not - no thanks!

Brioche is the best bun for a burger idgaf

Know the work rules: my kids made cookies.. left one on your desk (appropriate) Aww you're sweet Inappropriate: "I don't think we should hire Mexicans" Hello human resources Subversion on meme format where an attractive and unattractive man say the same exact thing to different reactions

This is one of the funniest uses of this meme format I've ever seen

(admittedly brown sugar is easily #2 tho, was my fave before smores hit the scene)