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If you've loaned items to the Smithsonian .... please reclaim your things IMMEDIATELY

My fresh air breaks during this heat consist of me opening my patio door, taking a breath or 2 and then closing the door.

What I planned to do this morning and what I did are 2 different things 🤣🤣

God says, "Next time no people."

Pink whispy clouds at dusk.

Still thinking about these pink clouds from yesterday

Update: the baby has her birthday email from Kendra Scott and combine that with what she wants and a sale 🤣🤣

Sent my best friends girls birthday money. They are sending me pics from their shopping spree. 🤣🤣 Why was Kendra Scott the first stop? And WTH that baby buying for $40 🤣🤣

Sitting on my patio drinking coffee surrounded by my plants listening to the rain...definitely senior citizen behavior 🤣

Music is joy! #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

Dear employers, If you are going to require a photo with employees email signature please provide your employees with a professional head shot. I've seen too many poor pictures on emails this week.

So you're mad we decided to say we aren't doing extra work it's inconvenient to you...cuz now you gotta follow up for yourself #GirlBye

So my job just changed one of our processes and I literally had a vendor tell me it was an inconvenience to them.

When you work remote....you'll still have that annoying coworker in the Team chat 🤣🤣

I'm just glad it's remote I'm sure they are worse in person.

Not my coworker pointing out a new products bugs before it even goes live 🤣🤣🤣

Dump her and always listen to the bouncer

If you can't deal separate file for support for your child

now you knew what she was on when she slashed that girl tires

Be clear break up with him. If he keeps it up go to the police.

Just tell him.

Umm that was a month ago. But noted

Like people have some really beautiful homes.

Ok so I'm addicted to watching how people renovate and decorate small homes/apartments on red note.

My job could tell me to log out for the day and I would be ok with that. Cuz it seems like nothings really working correctly today

Y'all know what's annoying? When I can hear somone else's slack/teams notifications on a call. Like them noises don't get on yall nerves?

On today's episode of very unserious things that happen at work...a debate in Slack about what's the best type of chocolate chip cookie

So the girl on the apartment below me "moved out". Now maintenance is in there doing work but....she didn't have any furniture was mostly quiet so how much work y'all gotta do?

Chile....