Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎

Nobody ever talks about how depression can cause memory loss

Loading my children Kayleigh , Hrayden, and Hiytler-Anne into my FürherTruck ChildCrusher 450, driving 45 minutes to the Fuddruckers, on arrival an unhoused man very rudely starves to death in front of my beautiful children. I think "crime has gotten out of control, now that Democrats embraced Woke"

#SoyRight

Check out the feature film "Nightmare Before Christmas"..... might appeal to you're twisted sensibilities....

Taking a break from jackin it to post that we need to make the "America Will Blow Up The Moon" Mr Show sketch real. I'm the median voter and this is my primary issue

Cant stop thinking about this. Posting about how climate change is caused by our moon being too large... personally I think it's bc we dump so much carbon into the atmosphere... but it's funny to think it's the moon bc wtf are you supposed to do about that..

Pinned: "A planet the size of earth can't have a moon the size of earth's moon. Jupiter can have a moon the size of earth's moon, earth can't have a moon the size of earth's moon, big trouble." Next post: hard core pornography

Cool new follower on bluesky dot com.

*dislikes your post, flags your post as rude, blocks and reports you, burns your crops, salts the earth so nothing will grow*

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Im looking forward to being able to claim being shadow banned as the reason no one likes my posts

Many such cases!

When the neighbor hood kids "tp" and "egg" my house, jokes on them, that's free toilet paper and egg., #GrindSet #FreeEgg

I would have simply brought her back without doing all of that stuff

One of my favorite genre of media: horror anthologies that suck shit and are stupid but not in a "trying to be funny " kind of way

Got his ass!!!!!

Best part: I never have to change out of it

It's funny how much the people who run this site actively hate their user base

*parries the curse with perfect timing*

I love bluesky users so much

I would engage the killer in rational , good faith dialogue

My Halloween costume is Yakubian Devil

'Horror movies'? Who needs them when you got that dang news!

"Hall of Ween" teaches children to expect hand-outs!!!! like and re tweet of you think children should have to start SMALL BUSINESS and buy there own damn candy!!!!!!

Fun movie trivia fact: in Back to the Future, the actual reason the delorean needed to go 88 miles per hour to time travel was because Doc was actually brought over to America during Operation Paperclip

Chudler and Dale vs Evil starring Alan Chudyk

how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse

@Grok please help

Do u think Hitler jelqed

They're calling it "The Most Normal Campaign of All Time"