Alan Thorn

Post a famous bathroom scene

(A scene from a movie which should be more famous)

It’s 100% a cock and definitely Friday, but is it fat? #fcf

is this butch?

double dong // monochrome monday

🌞🌞🌞

Alan’s rose-colored cheeks

Alan holds a red fire hose paddle over his pink, hairy cheeks

my favorite fireman sure gave me a well-deserved spanking this morning

(why yes, that is a fire hose paddle)

Have a great #mcm !!

Alan’s soft cock

something
something
#scs

some wet, furry humps for the finest of wednesdays

a beautiful crock

Chicken chores get colder and colder this time of year, so it’s smart to keep the butt hairy for warmth, right?

A gay lil skeleton

A gay lil skeleton

me if u even care

Fix-It Felix!!

(already can’t wait for my mustache to grow back 😰)

Halloween costumes of mermaid man and barnacle boy.

Halloween costumes of Hugh Hefner and a playboy bunny. The bunny is kneeling down in front of Hugh.

A few of my favorite costumes from Halloweens past— stay tuned for tonight’s costume! 🎃👻🎃

this pup’s bone was made for my mouth 🤤

The gay and their top 3 albums of the year so far.

someone wanna come cover for me at work tonight? I’ll repay you in blowjobs 🙏🏻🙏🏻

Mine and @pup-inferno.bsky.social’s first Folsom was a blast ❤️🖤

😈 SF Folsom 😈

folsom saturday // here we goooo

T̶u̶m̶m̶y̶ (Tylenol doesn’t cause autism) Tuesday

I fear the wet bandits have been accused and convicted of less!

Home Alone 2

cause: husband moons me in the kitchen
effect: ⬇️

my husband is hot— clap IF you care 💅🏻

That works too!

I am also begging for more nights out in Denver 😭🤣

my bb gorl says to keep these cool mornings coming 🍂🍂🍂

see a softie post a softie

(dont think ive showed yall my softie yet, so sorry if its underwhelming 😫)

Absolutely 🤤