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Alan Thorn

@alanthorn.bsky.social

🏳️‍🌈 🔞 👬 26 (he/him) // IL // NSFW (18/21+) lover of thick men, horror movies, and cute animals

2,016 Followers  |  868 Following  |  173 Posts  |  Joined: 09.11.2024  |  1.9064

Latest posts by alanthorn.bsky.social on Bluesky

Introduce yourself with 5 songs

Come Over - Noah Kahan
Mary Jane Holland - Lady Gaga
Laughter Lines - Bastille
Car’s Outside - James Arthur
New Year’s Day - Taylor Swift

08.02.2026 15:08 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

i hate AI and i love GAY SEX

05.02.2026 01:09 — 👍 182    🔁 74    💬 2    📌 7
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going to be an annoying gay swiftie and pay tribute to 1989 to celebrate 1,989 followers 🩵

01.02.2026 12:10 — 👍 33    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My pup husband’s ass is beautiful, no?

31.01.2026 18:55 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New Noah Kahan music today means I can still smile despite the 0° temps

30.01.2026 14:00 — 👍 81    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
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a furry softie

(sponsored by midwestern winter temperatures)

27.01.2026 15:03 — 👍 79    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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a very thick throwback for your thursday

(6/2023)

22.01.2026 15:39 — 👍 119    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

Three nickels if you consider “Doom Days” by Bastille!

21.01.2026 17:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Share a bird photo you took

(does one in my house count?)

21.01.2026 17:53 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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YouTube… girl… read the room.

21.01.2026 04:24 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Kylie Jenner to the foyer” 📞

18.01.2026 02:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So do fluffy chicken butts count for hump day or??

14.01.2026 14:06 — 👍 104    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
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take a peek under the covers and check out my semi :)

13.01.2026 17:59 — 👍 157    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 1

FUCKKKKK 🤤

11.01.2026 18:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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🖤🩶🤍

05.01.2026 16:02 — 👍 104    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🎄 Alexa, play “Christmas Tree” by Lady Gaga 🎄

29.12.2025 15:56 — 👍 107    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Top 4 pics of 2025 —

Thank you all for the love 💚

16.12.2025 00:48 — 👍 206    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0

Post an old dick pic!

circa 2021

01.12.2025 14:31 — 👍 126    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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❄️❄️❄️

30.11.2025 00:10 — 👍 73    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Post a famous bathroom scene

(A scene from a movie which should be more famous)

26.11.2025 06:38 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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It’s 100% a cock and definitely Friday, but is it fat? #fcf

21.11.2025 16:47 — 👍 163    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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is this butch?

18.11.2025 14:03 — 👍 171    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0
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double dong // monochrome monday

17.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 178    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0
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🌞🌞🌞

14.11.2025 14:33 — 👍 136    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
Alan’s rose-colored cheeks

Alan’s rose-colored cheeks

Alan holds a red fire hose paddle over his pink, hairy cheeks

Alan holds a red fire hose paddle over his pink, hairy cheeks

my favorite fireman sure gave me a well-deserved spanking this morning

(why yes, that is a fire hose paddle)

13.11.2025 15:37 — 👍 90    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
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Have a great #mcm !!

10.11.2025 16:30 — 👍 98    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
Alan’s soft cock

Alan’s soft cock

something
something
#scs

08.11.2025 14:18 — 👍 111    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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some wet, furry humps for the finest of wednesdays

05.11.2025 17:52 — 👍 98    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

a beautiful crock

04.11.2025 06:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Chicken chores get colder and colder this time of year, so it’s smart to keep the butt hairy for warmth, right?

03.11.2025 14:22 — 👍 157    🔁 4    💬 6    📌 0

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