@alanthorn.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 🔞 👬 26 (he/him) // IL // NSFW (18/21+) lover of thick men, horror movies, and cute animals
3,000 lbs of sand moved for my birds??
🐓spoiled mothercluckers 🦆
i’m just trying to have four moots standing over me like this 👀
30.07.2025 12:23 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Back to (this bitch that had a lot to say about me the other day in the press) Chicago — what’s good?
26.07.2025 03:20 — 👍 77 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
How much ass did you want? A whole handful? Done ✅
23.07.2025 14:35 — 👍 86 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Sunday scaries in full swing
21.07.2025 03:20 — 👍 56 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
☀️ here’s some sun on the buns for this monday morning ☀️
14.07.2025 14:19 — 👍 66 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
a young dad on a tropical vacation or something like that
11.07.2025 09:33 — 👍 62 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 1My 8-year-old self’s letterboxd top 4
08.07.2025 12:49 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
unfortunately, it looks like it’s time to retire the pineapple undies
07.07.2025 13:25 — 👍 255 🔁 16 💬 15 📌 0
🍑 fuzzy peach 🍑
06.07.2025 14:21 — 👍 104 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
what riding passenger with my husband does to me 👇🏻
02.07.2025 16:03 — 👍 243 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0The bounce is unreal 🤤
02.07.2025 14:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These photos are gorgeous 🥹🥹
02.07.2025 12:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Centipedes scare me lol (love millipedes and all other creepy crawlies though)! And horses have big scary dicks (I also fell off one as a kid, but it’s mostly the dicks 🤣😭)
02.07.2025 12:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
lil nana
01.07.2025 15:28 — 👍 82 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0THE BEST istg 😭😭
01.07.2025 12:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Get to know your bloomfies. List 10 things you’re into:
• Animals (no centipedes/horses)
• Horror Movies
• Camping
• Halloween
• Aquarium-keeping
• Painting
• Traveling
• Paleontology
• Ice Cream
• Taylor Swift
Gay powers removed(?) at the end of pride month 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
29.06.2025 23:44 — 👍 86 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Have fun! Have always wanted to go to SIRenity!
27.06.2025 14:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is who i strive to be— for anyone curious
25.06.2025 00:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
oops— didn’t mean to drop ya
#mcm
🌼Happy Saturday Bluesky🌼
21.06.2025 12:38 — 👍 91 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0— in no particular order. Although? (controversial?) 1. Ice cream 2. Cocks 3. Cookies
20.06.2025 18:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0NEED IT
20.06.2025 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hold up you’re right, and im stupid
20.06.2025 17:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and baphomet is a hottie lmao
20.06.2025 17:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
pre-shower pic
(shirt brought to you by @astrazero.bsky.social)
New Kesha and Lorde in the same day?? Maybe there is a god
20.06.2025 09:34 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🧜♂️🧜♂️🧜♂️
18.06.2025 09:35 — 👍 57 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fuckin gorgeous softie omfg 🥵
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