Digital Nomad

Okay, WHEREVER you go, if it's your last one, please LMK! I'd love to come buy your book in person!!

Beth Howland appreciation post. Thank you all, but she's not getting married today!

The fact that I could be imprisoned for being gay in 3 of these countries and ostensibly be put to death in a 4th is ... um ... I guess I have a hard time referring to these countries as safe.

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A disgrace, if I do say so myself.

God I'm so glad you're in Chicago. In less than 6 months, you've seen some things you've never thought you'd see in formats like this. Like, how fucking incredible is that?

Shout out to Gog! We love you too!! #balmerhon #mtvernon

black and red petunias in a pot with raindrops on their flowers

I love my emo patio petunias. They've got BIG feelings and they're going to go to their room to listen to The Cure and you're not their real dad!! *slams door*

Y'all. The Baltimore Farmers Market NEVER disapoints. As the world burns around me, I tend to find a little bit of joy there. Highly recommended for the Baltimoreans who need to go outside for a little bit to avoid another menty b.

@maxtheverygoodboy on the gram is a worthwhile follow, bee tee dubs.

Is it satire though? Is it?

Do you know the problem with answering to “Hey, Coach?” People think you’re a coach for a different team and just leave their kids with you.

Anyway, if you're missing a high school track athlete who answers to the name of Frankie, I'm at the Montrose Lakefront Track.

Urchin is considering the juxtaposition of Grimace next to the lobby poster for "Oh, Mary!" with Cole Escola. MUCH to contemplate here.

Sure, life can be hard. Every day. But I got my Jesus and Grimace print from meep framed. Proving that sometimes good things happen.

Oh she got a grill.

Well, shit.

Who just voted yea? #47?

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For those people who don’t organize their groceries on the conveyer belt when checking out: who hurt you?

*so fast. I'd max it out SO fast. I regret the error.

I'd max out my credit card to fast ...

Reminder:

Actually, it does! Thank you so much!

Chest is chestin' this morning! Hope you have a fantastic day.

While I'm theoretically opposed to the quoting of works by Woody Allen, I find it impossible to remove Bullets Over Broadway quotes from my personal lexicon.

a woman holding an oscar statue with the words thank you behind her ALT: a woman holding an oscar statue with the words thank you behind her

I'm now 96% convinced that I saw Anthony Rapp in Whole Foods with his husband and I didn't SAY A WORD nor did I stalk him or take a hidden picture. This is my proud adult moment of the day.

My best take on the Orioles right now is that, hey, at least home games will be cheaper to attend. 😔